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STAY ONE!
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Things I've learnt as a bachelor.
TweetWell, after 4 years it looks like I won't be living the bachelor life for much longer.
I decided to compose a list of things I've learnt throughout my bachelor life. This is my own list, based completely off of my own life experience. Hopefully, it can help some of you...
These arn't ranked in any order of importance.
1) Mac & Cheese can be made and eaten without dirtying more than 2 utensils.
2) Dust bunnies reproduce even faster than their furry counterparts.
3) Housepets can be useful cleaning tools.
4) Edible products in your fridge actually have 4 life cycles. Each cycle lasting longer than the previous. They go in the following order: Good, bad or sour, nasty, and "what the hell was it?"
5) Romain lettuce, if left for long enough in the crisper, will turn into this really neat green slime.
6) Mason jars make good drinking glasses.
7) Tinfoil was sent directly from heaven. It has many handy uses.
8) Ants love empty beer bottles. And I love killing ants.
9) In this day and age, an oven is unneccesary. All you need is a hot plate and a microwave.
RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.
Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.
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TweetBro, one thing you didn't learn as a bachelor...
STAY ONE!
I like my women like I like my coffee. Sweet, hot and from Colombia!
"I can explain it to you, I can't understand it for you" - Ed Koch
My ex-wife: "Why do you date a 20 year old?"
Me: "Because I can..."
Yes, that's the gf in my avatar... YES, she's less than half my age, NO I don't care...
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Re: Things I've learnt as a bachelor.
TweetSame applys to duck tape
Originally posted by Got Gear?
7) Tinfoil was sent directly from heaven. It has many handy uses.
I'm Just an old chunk of Coal, But I'm gonna be a DIAMOND some day.
Tweet:pOriginally posted by Extranero
Bro, one thing you didn't learn as a bachelor...
STAY ONE!
VET
TweetYOU SO CRAZY! why would you give all that up to be enslaved?
"SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"
A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.
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Tweetid like to add
work clothes are either , clean, dirty, or funky. dirty is ok one more time
Elite Senior Resident
TweetLol... same thing for underwear!Originally posted by pudgy
id like to add
work clothes are either , clean, dirty, or funky. dirty is ok one more time
RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.
Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.
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TweetLol... she's a good girl. Plus I'm tired of living in filth and eating crappy food.Originally posted by jipped genes
YOU SO CRAZY! why would you give all that up to be enslaved?
RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.
Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.
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TweetSee my post in the forum F**ked, F***ed, @#$%
Might change your mind!!
J/K, hope it's all good for you!
So be sure that you are makin the best of what that you have
the truth is all within yourself
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TweetDONT GET MARRIED EVER.
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TweetDark sheets do not need to cleaned as often, the density of the pigmentation of the dye repels dirt.
Having a maid visit once a week is like taking a shot of herion it is always good and very addicting.
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TweetAin't that the truth! That's why I hate it when I'm stuck here in the US. In Colombia I have a 6 day a week maid that grocery shops, cooks, cleans, washes AND irons.Originally posted by trip
Having a maid visit once a week is like taking a shot of herion it is always good and very addicting.
She cost me 140.00US a month and my friends there bust my chops because I overpay...
I like my women like I like my coffee. Sweet, hot and from Colombia!
"I can explain it to you, I can't understand it for you" - Ed Koch
My ex-wife: "Why do you date a 20 year old?"
Me: "Because I can..."
Yes, that's the gf in my avatar... YES, she's less than half my age, NO I don't care...
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TweetVery true about the dark colors. Except it applies to all fabrics!Originally posted by trip
Dark sheets do not need to cleaned as often, the density of the pigmentation of the dye repels dirt.
Having a maid visit once a week is like taking a shot of herion it is always good and very addicting.
The maid part is probably true but I'm too cheap. Hopefully, this is where the GF picks up the slack
RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.
Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.
Super Sweetheart
TweetReally? 2 utensils with the mac and cheese, I think I can do all that with just 1.
You'll like it in my imagination......its fun there.
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