think your having a bad day

[jack hust]

TweetYOU THINK YOUR HAVING A BAD DAY??
>>>
>>>There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where
>>>patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about
>>>11
>>>A.
>>>M., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the
>>>doctors and
>>>some even thought that it had something to do with the
>>>supernatural.
>>>No
>>>one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around
>>>11 A.
>>>M.
>>>on Sundays.
>>>
>>>So a Worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the
>>>cause
>>>of
>>>the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11
>>>A. M.,
>>>all the doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see
>>>for
>>>themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were
>>>holding
>>>wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off
>>>the
>>>evil
>>>spirits.
>>>Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, The part-time
>>>Sunday
>>>sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so
>>>that
>>> he
>>>could use the vacuum cleaner.
>>>************ **************** ***************** Still having a Bad
>>>Day?
>>>
>>>The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez
>>>oil
>>> spill
>>>in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
>>>expensively
>>>saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers
>>>and
>>>applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer
>>>whale
>>>ate
>>>them both.
>>>
>>>************** **************
>>> Still think you are having a bad day?
>>>
>>>A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
>>>frantically,
>>>almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from
>>>his
>>>waist
>>>towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the
>>>deadly
>>>current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood, breaking his
>>>arm
>>>in
>>>two places. Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to
>>>his
>>>Walkman.
>>>
>>>************** ***************** ********************
>>> STILL think you're having a bad day?
>>>
>>>Two animal rights protesters were protesting the cruelty of
>>>sending
>>>pigs
>>>to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand
>>>pigs
>>>broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly.
>>>The
>>>two
>>>hopeless protesters were trampled to death.
>>>
>>>*************** ***************
>>> What?! STILL having a bad day?
>>>
>>>Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a
>>>letter
>>>bomb.
>>>It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it
>>>was
>>>the
>>>bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
>>>
>>>There now, feeling better?

[Morgan]

Tweet

Still having a Bad
>>>Day?
>>>
>>>The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez
>>>oil
>>> spill
>>>in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
>>>expensively
>>>saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers
>>>and
>>>applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer
>>>whale
>>>ate
>>>them both.
>>>
>>>************** **************

Have to love those environmentalists!!!

[FUZO]

TweetAS LONG AS WRE BREATHING IT CANT BE ALL THAT BAD

[Extranero]

Tweetfunny stuff!

[IntensityX]

TweetI love that last one,that one is classic,serves that fucking idiot right for making a bomb in the first place dumbass

[jipped genes]

Tweetdamn expensive weal for those whales