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An airplane was about to crash
Tweet> > An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on
> > board, but only 4 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe
> > Bryant, the best NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't
> > afford to die." So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
> >
> > The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of a former
> > U.S. President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president. And
> > I
> > am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't
> > want
> > me to die," and she took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.
> >
> > The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the President of the
> > United States of America! . I have great responsibility being the leader
> > of a superpower nation." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped.
> >
> > The 4th passenger, Billy Graham, said to the 5th passenger, a 10
> > year old schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left
> > and
> > as a Christian, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
> > parachute."
> >
> > The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you.
> > America's smartest woman took my school bag."
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TweetI remember that from when i was a kid.... it was a racist joke when i heard it.
funny story, i was at soccer camp one summer and they had a joke session. This little 10 year old girl gets up and tells this racist joke to about 200 people, including all the black counslers.
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TweetOriginally posted by lxorl
I remember that from when i was a kid.... it was a racist joke when i heard it.
funny story, i was at soccer camp one summer and they had a joke session. This little 10 year old girl gets up and tells this racist joke to about 200 people, including all the black counslers.
whoopsie,...... did she pass out the watermelon afterwards?
Tweetlol.....That was good...
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