TweetLOL! #4 would terrify me. as long as workin hard isnt at the gym i dont have to worry though.
TweetTop Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From A Guy At The Gym
10. "You know, usually when I'm on a bike I'm being chased by the cops"
9. "Be honest -- is my ass looking tighter and more shapely?"
8. "Okay, time to practice my grunts"
7. "You know, you can't tell by looking at me, but actually I'm Richard Simmons' bastard son"
6. "You know, I don't work here, but for fifty bucks I could be your 'personal trainer'"
5. "Bow down to me! I am Stair Master!"
4. "Hey, I'm gonna take a shower. You mind spotting me?"
3. "Uh oh, I feel a steroid rage coming on -- steroid rage!"
2. "How long could I keep a dead guy in my locker before somebody gets suspicious?"
1. "Do my abs look like Brad Pitt's yet?"
Tweet9 and 4 woudl get death brough upon them
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TweetYup, 9 & 4 would worry me...
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