Winter Wonderland

[jack hust]

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Winter Wonderland
> One winter morning a couple was listening to the radio
> over breakfast.
> They hear the announcer say, "We are going to have 8
> to10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street,
> so the snowplows can get through."
> Norman's wife goes out and moves her car.
> A week later while they are eating breakfast again,
> the radio announcer
> says, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today.
> You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through."
> Norman's wife goes out and moves her car again.
> The next week they are again having breakfast, when
> the radio announcer
> says "We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today.
> You must park..."
> Then the electric power goes out.
> Norman's wife is very upset, and with a worried look
> on her face she says,
> "Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the
> street do I need to
> park on so the snowplows can get through?"
> With the love and understanding in his voice that all
> men who are married to Blondes exhibit, Norman says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage this time?"

[leankid]

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[Blackfoot]

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