The Headache!

[3Vandoo]

TweetThe Headache
> >
> >The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches,
the
> >bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare
> >condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and
the
> >pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the
> >pressure is to remove the testicles."
> >
> >
> >Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to
live
> >for. He couldn't concentrate long enough to answer, but decided he
had
> >no choice but to go under the knife.
> >
> >
> >When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first
time
> >in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of
> >himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like
a
> >different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He
> >saw a men's clothing store and thought, "That's what I need - a new
> >suit."
> >
> >
> >He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."
The
> >elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see...size 44
long."
> >
> >
> >Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"
> >
> >
> >"Been in the business 60 years!"
> >
> >
> >Joe tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Joe admired himself in
the
> >mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"
> >
> >
> >Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."
> >
> >
> >The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16-1/2
neck."
> >
> >
> >Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"
> >
> >
> >"Been in the business 60 years!"
> >
> >
> >Joe tried on the shirt, and it fit perfectly. As Joe adjusted the
collar
> >in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about new shoes?"
> >
> >
> >Joe was on a roll and said, "Sure."
> >
> >
> >The salesman eyed Joe's feet and said, "Let's see...9-1/2 E."
> >
> >
> >Joe was astonished, "That's right, how did you know?"
> >
> >
> >"Been in the business 60 years!"
> >
> >
> >Joe tried on the shoes and they fit perfectly. Joe walked
comfortably
> >around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new
underwear?"
> >
> >
> >Joe thought for a second and said, "Sure."
> >
> >
> >The salesman stepped back, eyed Joe's waist and said, "Let's
see...size
> >36."
> >
> >
> >Joe laughed "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn size 34 since I was 18
years
> >old"
> >
> >
> >The salesman shook his head, "You can't wear a size 34. A size 34
> >underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your
spine
> >and give you one hell of a headache."

[Luftdude]

TweetLmao so true

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[njjuicer]

Tweetouch what a way to go LOL

[jack hust]

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