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Christmas Family Fun
TweetSo, if any of you guys are like me, you have mixed feelings about Christmas. Why? Well because of those family get togethers! You know, where you see family you havent seen all year and sometimes youre not sure whether you should laugh or break down and cry at the things that happen there :p
Ok, here's the general idea of my family Christmas, hopefully some of you will share yours!
My typical family Christmas starts with everyone arriving at my grandma's place. My VERY European grandma, might I add, who's busy cooking enough perogies to feed both sides of World War 2.
My family will start to arrive while my drug-****** brother is busy sitting at the dinner table trying to teach all the little kids how to roll their first spliff.
About halfway through dinner is usually when my uncle, loaded out of his mind, gets up and starts dancing or something and knocks over the Christmas tree. This, by default, is the same uncle who has a breathalyzer installed in his car before he can even start it.
................you can see why I'll probably never bring a significant other to my Christmas gatherings. :p I'll continue this later I have, ummm, something to tend to........
Share your stories!
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TweetLOL, love the censor...
"The chief cause of failure and unhappiness is trading what we want most for what we want at the moment."
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TweetGotta love X-mas!
Luckily I don't have much family, and the family I have is pretty normal so X-mas is actually fun. But visiting with the GF and all of her wack-job family...now that sucks.
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TweetMy family is pretty normal except for my overbearing grandma and one of my cousins has a boyfriend that curses like a sailor
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TweetI feel your pain T82!! I have the most diverse... no they aren't diverse they are WEIRD!
Dad's side- 3 uncles, one's dead from AIDS, one is a drug addict taxi cab driver, one is an alcoholic that has burned all his brain cells up, oh, and he only has one arm, because a train ran over one(don't ask me how). Lots of weird cousins, lots of hilbillys!
Mom's side(halfway normal side)- grandmother has two shitzu's that wear Giorgio for dog perfume, alcoholic uncle always passes out on the couch
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Tweetyep that pretty much how it is with my family every Christmas. Except thing usually end up more violent. My grand mothers *****ing about whose cookies are better and so on, then they call on my little cousins to taste test them....... and all my other family members drinking just to deal with all the bickering. Then the next day it is like nothing ever happened everyone is happy and all is well.
..............Come to think of it, my family is pretty messed up, i am not sure if i should post this........ oh well. some one has to be worse than me.
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TweetLOL armani, thats great! Yah, I dont think we realize how messed up our families are until we step back and think about it.
.......my Christmas Eve will continue.....one of my absolutely loaded-by-this-time uncles will dress up as Santa Clause to hand out all the gifts to the kids. But he'll get all the woman in my family to sit on his lap instead and make crude jokes (yah, Europeans are a little *TOO* sexually open sometimes).
Then all the women would get ready to go to Midnight Mass. None of the men ever go; according to them Church is just for women and besides, there isnt enough alcohol there! :p So all the men will be left behind at home with the responsibility of putting the small kids in the family to bed..........well you can imagine how THAT goes.
We (all the ladies) get home from church to find the guys either passed out/dancing to Euro-tunes/or still drinking their faces off. And the little 5 year olds are all running around (at 3am we're talkin here)............
Yah.........so........thats officially not normal :|
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Tweetwhew, t82, i think that your family might have mine beat by a hair, but we will see how it goes this year!! LOL.
we'll compare stories after the holidays!
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TweetLOL armani! That will be embarassing for me but also highly entertaining!!
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