So This Guy Doesn't Walk Away From Me in the Bathroom!!!!!

[blkturbo]

TweetI go to class today and I go to take a piss.......there's 4 urinals on the wall with no dividing walls or anything.
There's one guy on the far left and another older guy at the far right (I'm pretty positive he must have been a teacher......some little guy in dressy closthes).

So, right as I walk in, I decide to stand next to this older guy at the far right. Now, I'm standing there gazing forward as I wait to begin......in my peripheral vision, I notice he's basically done pissing just after I walk up.
Well, as most guys do (not me though ) he proceeds by shaking and pulling his package to get the drips out, ya know.
At this point in time (few seconds later), I've already sorta caught him casually glancing towards me (my shit) on and off again. He's shorter than me so it was easy enough to catch this. I'm continuing to gaze forward and try not to be distracted by this dude who's STILL pulling his shit like 15+ seconds later, AND COUNTING (that's a long time to shake your dribbles, damn!).
At this point, he's literally pissing me off and concequently fucking with my own piss concentration....and I'm not the type that gets stage fright in the pisser either. But he's STILL hanging around screwing off with his package and exhaling like he's actually trying to finish, but as a guy myself, I KNOW this asshole should have easily been done by now, and out the freakin door....so, my aggravation is growing fast now (probably along with his shaft as continues to tilt his vision towards me yet again - asshole freak).

At this point (probably 30 seconds later), I'm now SO distracted by my aggravation and his blatant disregard for mutual respect and privacy, that I haven't even been able to begin yet!!!! I find myself standing in there like an idiot, as if I didn't need to go to begin with and my bladder is getting restless.....so I tell myself "FUCK this asshole......I aint gonna stand here while this jerkoff keeps getting his jolies from me!!!"......and I put my shit back in my pants and walk the fuck out!
Now, get this.....the VERY EXACT moment I've got myself turned around and heading out (WITHOUT getting to pee!!), he FINALLY decides his dribbles are done with, and pulls his pants up too - YEAH, RIGHT ASSHOLE! He had nothing else to look at anymore!!!! I was so disgusted at his actions, I didn't even want to see his face and possibly recognize him either then or in the future.
I head around the corner to wait a few moments, and the run back in before I piss myself!

All I could think was "who does this freak think he is, and how stupid did he think I was while standing there next to him....not to mention that he finally stops rubbing himself JUST as I turned and walked off....all after at LEAST 30 seconds!!!"
He had some freakin nerve too.......as small as he was, he's looking to get his ass kicked pulling shit like that :2gunsfiri

[LOCO]

Tweetlol why didn't u ask him if he needs help with his junk... and when he says no, then just tell him to fukin watch his own damn business...

[Luftdude]

TweetThat is an excellent idea right there

LD

[Faye]

TweetStories like this just make me glad I'm a girl! LMFAO!!!!

[Slightly Enhanced]

TweetDamn, I typed out this long ass response and BAM the power went out, now you get the condensed version.


Could be that he has a prostrate problem. When the prostrate swells it restricts the flow of urine. That is why older men sometimes stand at the urinal forever. They know that they have to go but it just trickles out. He could have been trying to take an honest piss

[njjuicer]

Tweetumm and u ddint do anything? thatd be have been insentive for me to again bea t the shit out of one of the amny asshole ppl i encounter

[LOCO]

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Originally posted by Slightly Enhanced
Could be that he has a prostrate problem. When the prostrate swells it restricts the flow of urine. That is why older men sometimes stand at the urinal forever. They know that they have to go but it just trickles out. He could have been trying to take an honest piss

true, but there is no need to look over all the time..

[njjuicer]

TweetLOL either way th fucker was copina eye full fo his junk who the fuck does that piss problm or otherwise????

[blkturbo]

Tweetlol.........no, no, no.......this guy was just finishing his piss as I was approaching. That's mainly why I was thinking the whole time: "WTF are doing over there!!??"
Plus, he just HAPPENS to finish just as I give up and walk out? lol That alone pissed me off even further as I walked to the door!

[blkturbo]

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Originally posted by LOCO
true, but there is no need to look over all the time..

Yeah, he gave the ol head-tilt/peek at least 4 times (and I'm counting nicely!)
I'm tellin ya, he made me so uncomfortable I couldn't stand it.

[3Vandoo]

Tweetprobably a psychology teacher, that just tested on you, his new theory on homophobia in the male cabinet.!

[blkturbo]

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Originally posted by Faye
Stories like this just make me glad I'm a girl! LMFAO!!!!

Yeah, but as a guy, it's a double-edged sword (as far as I'm concerned) because we can walk into a nearly empty bathroom and choose to walk straight to the urinal, or to the stall for privacy.
The way I've always seen it........I never wanted to be the guy who always walks straight for the stall, and look as though I have something to hide (small dick maybe? hahha)......so I've always braved the urinals.....but apparently, you end up dealing with situations like this

[blkturbo]

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Originally posted by 3Vandoo
probably a psychology teacher, that just tested on you, his new theory on homophobia in the male cabinet.!

Ahhhh.....haha......well, he played the part nicely!
But no, even though I couldnt take anymore in the bathroom today, I'm not a homophobe lol

[3Vandoo]

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Originally posted by blkturbo
Ahhhh.....haha......well, he played the part nicely!
But no, even though I couldnt take anymore in the bathroom today, I'm not a homophobe lol

soon soon you will be!

lol

[jipped genes]

TweetBT right now he is home wearing nothing but high heels covered in oil thinking of you while he wanks