This is dedicated to the 2 Canadians that picked on me

[Luftdude]

TweetIn America

Well the eagle's been flying slow and the flag's been flying low
And a lot of people are saying that America's fixing to fall
But speaking just for me and some people from Tennessee
We got a thing or two to tell you all
This lady may have stumbled but she ain't never fell
And if the Canadians don't believe that they can all go straight to hell
We're gonna put her feet back on the path of righteousness
And then God bless America again

And you never did think that it ever would happen again
In America, did you?
You never did think that we'd ever get together again
Well we damn sure fooled you
We're walking real proud and we're talking real loud again in America
You never did think that it ever would happen again

From the sound up in Long Island out to San Francisco Bay
And ev'ry thing that's in between them is our home
And we may have done a little bit of fighting amongst ourselves
But you outside people best leave us alone
Cause we'll all stick together and you can take that to the bank
That's the cowboys and the hippies and the rebels and the yanks
You just go and lay your head on a Pittsburgh Steeler fan
And I think you're gonna finally understand

And you never did think that it ever would happen again
In America, did you?
You never did think that we'd ever get together again
Well we damn sure fooled you
We're walking real proud and we're talking real loud again in America
You never did think that it ever would happen again

[3Vandoo]

TweetAmerica is a continent!

that comprised more than 30countries
the UNited States is a country and their citizens should be called United Staters or Statians.

thank you come again

who picked on ya?

[pudgy]

Tweetwhat about the 57 american sthat picked on you ?

[Got Gear?]

TweetLol..

Instead of cut down America... I'll post about what Canada has to be proud of...

What Canada can be proud of:
*Smarties
*Crispy Crunch & Coffe Crisp
*The size of our football fields & one less Down
*Baseball is Canadian
*Lacrosse is Canadian
*Hockey is Canadian
*Basketball is Canadian
*Apple pie is Canadian
*Mr. Dress-Up kicks Mr. Roger's butt
*Tim Horton's kicks Dunkin' Donuts butt
*In the War of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the American's back... past their 'White House'. Then we burned it... and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon Mackenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied... Go figure...
*Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany
*We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere
*Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour
*The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American Mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
*We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on
*The Hudson's Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the world's oldest company
*The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes
*We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo
*We don't marry our kin-folk
*We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year
*We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it
*BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
*... the handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on

[Luftdude]

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Originally posted by 3Vandoo
America is a continent!

that comprised more than 30countries
the UNited States is a country and their citizens should be called United Staters or Statians.

thank you come again

who picked on ya?

In my thread "I'll be back in a little bit guys" GG and Loco were talking bad behind my back

[Got Gear?]

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Originally posted by Luftdude
In my thread "I'll be back in a little bit guys" GG and Loco were talking bad behind my back

Heheh... You sound like a teenage girl Luft!

[3Vandoo]

TweetLMAO

let's ban them!

[Luftdude]

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Originally posted by Got Gear?
Heheh... You sound like a teenage girl Luft!

Hehe, I just hate it when people have to talk bs behind my back. It really pisses me off

[Damonic]

Tweetgood post gg Bwahahahahahaaha

[Luftdude]

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Originally posted by Luftdude
Hehe, I just hate it when people have to talk bs behind my back. It really pisses me off

And don't be surprised if you have a whole squad of pissed off Houstonians in front of your house with 12 gauge shotguns

[3Vandoo]

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Originally posted by Luftdude
And don't be surprised if you have a whole squad of pissed off Houstonians in front of your house with 12 gauge shotguns

eeeeeeeeeeeha!

rednecks' party!!!!

[Luftdude]

TweetDamn, this is so fun and funny too. I got tears trying to get out of my left eye burning my contact lense

[Solo]

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Originally posted by Got Gear?
Lol..

Instead of cut down America... I'll post about what Canada has to be proud of...

What Canada can be proud of:
*Smarties
*Crispy Crunch & Coffe Crisp
*The size of our football fields & one less Down
*Baseball is Canadian
*Lacrosse is Canadian
*Hockey is Canadian
*Basketball is Canadian
*Apple pie is Canadian
*Mr. Dress-Up kicks Mr. Roger's butt
*Tim Horton's kicks Dunkin' Donuts butt
*In the War of 1812, started by America, Canadians pushed the American's back... past their 'White House'. Then we burned it... and most of Washington, under the command of William Lyon Mackenzie who was insane and hammered all the time. We got bored because they ran away, so we came home and partied... Go figure...
*Canada has the largest French population that never surrendered to Germany
*We have the largest English population that never ever surrendered or withdrew during any war to anyone, anywhere
*Our civil war was a bar fight that lasted a little over an hour
*The only person who was arrested in our civil war was an American Mercenary, who slept in and missed the whole thing... but showed up just in time to get caught.
*We knew plaid was cool far before Seattle caught on
*The Hudson's Bay Company once owned over 10% of the earth's surface and is still around as the world's oldest company
*The average dog sled team can kill and devour a full grown human in under 3 minutes
*We still know what to do with all the parts of a buffalo
*We don't marry our kin-folk
*We invented ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone and short wave radios that save countless lives each year
*We ALL have frozen our tongues to something metal and lived to tell about it
*BUT MOST IMPORTANT!
*... the handles on our beer cases are big enough to fit your hands with mitts on

Our cocks are still bigger here in The U.S. Looks like you'll need to go find some more quotes.

Thats pretty neat that you can fit everything cool about Canada in a nifty 5 inch long paragraph. You guys must be proud aye?

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