Roomates Or Siblings

[edvedr]

Tweetwhat is the most f*cked up thing you have done to a roomate or sibling, or had done to you.

i lived with one of my best friends for 5 years and believe it or not leankid he is a bigger prick than me. we lived on the 3rd floor of a 3 family house. one morning in the winter i was getting in the shower when he was leaving for work, i asked him to start my car and put on the heat for me. i'm a ***** when it comes to the cold and it was under 10 degrees so i ran down the stairs, with half wet hair hoping that the car was nice and warm. saw that the car was running, i ran faster jumped in the car and became even colder cause the prick turned on my AC full blast. i could'nt even drive straight i was shivering so much.
so obviously i needed to get him back. i waited until he forgot about it, a month or so. go up early on a day where he gets up before me while he was in the shower. i crept in the bathroom so he did not hear me, stuck my hand in there and shut off the hot water (got lucky he did see my hand). then you hear him rush to the back of the shower going WTF. he yells out my name and says are you using the hot water. i kept quiet reached in again, grabbed the shower head and pointed it straight at him. he jumped, slipped, fell half out of the shower, ripped the shower curtain down and was left straddling the tub naked with the cold water running all over him. so i just and went back to bed.

[SUGARBABY]

TweetLMAO, I will have to think of some stories that won't scare you little boys.

[SUGARBABY]

Tweetok, well, My little sister is the obvious target of most my pranks....She is a year younger than me.

When we were staying in a hotel one summer, it had just finished raining and we were all "icky" from a long drive so as soon as we got to the Hotel my sis jumped in the shower (she was about 15 at the time) and so the rest of us were stuck unloading the luggage. When it rains in the midwest a lot of toads will be "out and about" So I collected about 20 small froggies, snuck into the bathroom, and poured them over the shower curtain.

LMAO, I cried I was laughing so hard. She jumped out screaming and crying, my dad was flipping out because he didn't know what was going on and I was laughing so hard I couldn't talk. Needless to say, I was the one elected to clean up the mess.

[leankid]

Tweet[QUOTE]Originally posted by edvedr
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i lived with one of my best friends for 5 years and believe it or not leankid he is a bigger prick than me

Now this I have to see!!hehe

[flexer01]

TweetI just eat there food.

[edvedr]

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Originally posted by flexer01
I just eat there food.

bastard, i would go out of my way to buy things he did not like to eat, but he was always drunk and would eat my shit anyways

[flexer01]

Tweetlol.....my roomy put a lock on his door one time.....I knew he had goodies in there. I couldn't stand knowing there was good food in there, so I busted the lock off with a hammer!! He had doritos and gatorade, he was pissed though.

[SUGARBABY]

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Originally posted by flexer01
lol.....my roomy put a lock on his door one time.....I knew he had goodies in there. I couldn't stand knowing there was good food in there, so I busted the lock off with a hammer!! He had doritos and gatorade, he was pissed though.

I would have killed you

[flexer01]

Tweetyou would have tried you mean??

[SUGARBABY]

TweetNo, I don't start anything I can't finish

[edvedr]

Tweetchildren no fighting in my thread please

[edvedr]

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Originally posted by flexer01
lol.....my roomy put a lock on his door one time.....I knew he had goodies in there. I couldn't stand knowing there was good food in there, so I busted the lock off with a hammer!! He had doritos and gatorade, he was pissed though.

i had to put a lock on cause when he had people over (he is a bar tender) i was always sleeping cause i had to get up early everyday. to entertain his guests he would crawl into bed with me and stare at me in my sleep, sometimes i would wake up and hit the ceiling from being startled

[flexer01]

Tweetlol.....thats funny. You ever pour water in thier bed?? So when him and the GF come home, they think someone peed in it.

[edvedr]

Tweetno he came home drunk so much, he pissed his own bed

[SUGARBABY]

TweetMy older sister always thought she was really tough, (she was a year older) so she would egg me on. I have a really easy going personality, but she knew how to press my buttons. So we would fight alot about really important, worldy issues like "Hey! The remote is mine!" and "That was MY Chair!!!!" or my favorite, "I was going to WEAR THAT!!" So, we would often start wrestling. I am a dirty fighter and needless to say I always won. Once I had her pinned I would let her up because I knew I had bruised her ego enough.

Well, one time she was being particularly nasty and was giving me wetwillies while I watched t.v. So I pinned her to the floor, secured her legs and arms and sat on her chest with my head hovering 12 inches abover hers. Then I would form a nice little spit wad and let it trickle outta my mouth until it was about 11 inches down, then I would suck it back up and do it again....torturing her until she wiggled enough the spit would dislodge from my mouth and land on her.

hahahahaaha