firefighter!

[3Vandoo]

Tweet:cool
A fire fighter is working outside the station when he notices a
> little
> >girl
> > > in a little red wagon with little ladders on the sides, a garden
> hose
> >coiled
> > > in the middle, and wearing a fire fighter's helmet. The wagon is
> being
> > > pulled by her dog and her cat. The fire fighter takes a closer
look.
> > > "That sure is a nice fire truck," the fire fighter says with
> admiration.
> > >
> > > "Thanks," the girl says.
> > >
> > > The fire fighter notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's
> collar
> >and
> > > to the cat's testicles. "Little Partner," the fire fighter says,
"I
> don't
> > > want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that
> rope
> > > around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."
> > >
> > > The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but
> then I
> > > wouldn't have a siren.

[Blackfoot]

TweetROTFLMAO. I had no idea where that one was going! Funny shit.

[Luftdude]

TweetLmao, that's hilarious