Story time with GG?: People getting hurt is funny!

[Got Gear?]

TweetJust so long as it's not you!

This is one of my favorite stories....

I used to work in construction for my Dad's company. It was a large building and we were on the same site for 3 months, so I got to know the guys pretty well.

One Monday morning, Frank didn't show up for work. So at the morning coffee break we are sitting around wondering where he was. Just as we were about to get back to work, Frank's truck pulls up and he gets out of the passanger side. Holy crap was he a mess. Bandaged up everywhere, a set of crutches, and his eyebrows and hair are all screwed up/missing.

Oh course we all say "WTF happened Frank?" To which he replies "My wife is trying to kill me!" Which was kinda off as it was his wife who was driving. So this was his story...

Frank was in the middle of building a new house. Over the weekend he had been working on it and met with disaster. His problems started saturday morning. Frank stopped to take his morning dump in the blue porta-john that they had rented. While taking his dump, Frank like to enjoy one of his 3 cigarettes of the day. Unknown to him however, his wife went to use the facilities earlier in the day as was offended by the rank smell. She decided she'd throw a bunch or turpentine down there in an effort to controll the odor. Well, you guessed it.. when Frank was done with his cig...he threw it down the hole....while he was still sitting there. Frank said it launched him right off the hole and out the door of the porta-john. Burnt off a bunch of his hair, and left burns on his ass and the ole twig'n berries. He was very upset that all of his neighbours had come out to see what the racket was about and saw him lying on the ground, smokeing, with his pants still down around his ankles...

Well, we couldn't help but bust out laughing at this... but then I realized that this didn't explain the cast on his arm and the road rash on his face.

So Frank then proceeds to tell us that after going to the hospital and getting a bunch of pain meds and burn gel, he was feeling pretty good on Sunday. He decided to get some work done on installing the new roof. Frank said that he usually doesn't use a safety line, but was feeling a little vulnerable after what happened the day before.

Frank was having a hard time finding a good place to anchor his safety line... so he finally decided to throw the line up over the roof, and anchor it to the rear bumper of the family van. Well, you guessed it... the wife decides to go shopping...

Drug the poor bugger up over the top of the roof and down the other side. Broke his arm when he landed in the driveway, got the road rash from being drug about 40 feet before the wife caught on the something wasn't right.

He's probably still scared of his wife to this day!

[jack hust]

Tweetlol holy crap what a story bro

[Luftdude]

TweetDamn, now that is one psycho ***** your friend is stuck with

[SUGARBABY]

TweetI bet she is after the life insurance.

[leankid]

TweetThat is phuckin funny!

[Luftdude]

Tweetnaw, it's hurtful when men's wifes try to get the life insurance