my puppy seeked revenge

[edvedr]

TweetOK this weekend my old roomate invited me to a 3 year old birthday party (he needed my company to stay sane). when ever i go over there i bring my puppy to play with his beagle. well there is one kid who is lucifer. he is such a pain but its my roomates nephew through marriage so we both kinda ignore him when he is acting up. well lucifer keeps fucking with my dog and he is only 3 months so i'm kinda protective of the puppy, but i keep biting my tongue. well later on evryone goes outside except me my buddy and the dogs. now its quiet and we can watch the redsox game. but no lucifer wants to come and play with us, so we agree to play catch with a nerf ball in the living room. now we are throwing it back and forth and my puppy really wants this ball, so when lucifer catches it he tucks it under his shirt, turns around and sticks his ass in my dogs face and starts taunting him saying "smell my butt" over and over again. then all of a sudden my puppy wraps his 2 fronts legs around lucifer and mounts him and starts going to town! and the kid did not even notice for about 2 minutes and we did not stop him,..........well cause it was funny. finally lucifer turns around sees what is happening gets red in the face and runs outside. the kid was quiet the rest of the day and he would not go near my dog again.

[workinhard]

TweetCool bro, your dog sounds like leankid! lol

[edvedr]

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Originally posted by workinhard
Cool bro, your dog sounds like leankid! lol

holy shit it really does, good point

[SUGARBABY]

TweetLMAO, poor kid is going to be traumatized for life. Good job puppy for not taking any Sh!t.

I am kinda sicked that you like to watch your dog mount little boys. I might need a session with Esta to sort out the jumbled thoughts that are going through my head right now.

[edvedr]

Tweethe is not a little boy, he has horns growing out of his head and he bites people

[jack hust]

Tweetlmao....................

[workinhard]

Tweetesta is never around anymore!

[leankid]

TweetHehehe, I was just about to say you had a cool dog! So I guess that's only cool to do if you're a dog huh? Dammit, well if it means anything to you guys I'd be honored to hump your legs! I love you guys.... Oh phuck you guys!

[Luftdude]

TweetDamn, cool dog, ed

[Got Gear?]

TweetLol..

My grandfathers dog was hell! Big as us kids and loved to mount you every time you fell down while playing on the lawn. I finally learnt that a quick jab to the nutz would stop him pretty quick.