George W Bush's Acheivements

[Damonic]

TweetOriginally posted by liftsiron @ intense-training.com

I attacked and took over two countries.
> >
> > I spent the U.S. surplus and bankrupted the US Treasury.
> >
> > I shattered the record for the biggest annual deficit in history (not
> > easy!).
> >
> > I set an economic record for the most personal bankruptcies filed in
>any
>12
> > month period.
> >
> > I set all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
>stock
> > market.
> >
> > I am the first president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
> >
> > In my first year in office I set the all-time record for most days on
> > vacation by any president in US history (tough to beat my dad's, but
>I
> > did).
> >
> > After taking the entire month of August off for vacation, I presided
>over
> > the worst security failure in US history.
> >
> > I set the record for most campaign fund raising trips by any
>president in
> > US history.
> >
> > In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their
>jobs.
> >
> > I cut unemployment benefits for more out-of-work Americans than any
>other
> > president in US history.
> >
> > I set the all-time record for most real estate foreclosures in a
>12-month
> > period.
> >
> > I appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than
>any
> > president in US history.
> >
> > I set the record for the fewest press conferences of any president,
>since
> > the advent of TV.
> >
> > I signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution
>than any
> > other US president in history.
> >
> > I presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused
>to
> > intervene when corruption was revealed.
> >
> > I cut health care benefits for war veterans.
> >
> > I set the all-time record for most pe! ople worldwide to simultaneously
>take
> > to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the
>record
>for
> > protest against any person in the history of mankind.
> >
> > I dissolved more international treaties than any president in US
>history.
> >
> > I've made my presidency the most secretive and unaccountable of any
>in US
> > history.
> >
> > Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US
>history.
> > (The poorest multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil
>tanker
> > named after her.)
> >
> > I am the first president in US history to have all 50 states of the
>Union
> > simultaneously struggle against bankruptcy.
> >
> > I presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud in any
>market in
> > any country in the history of the world.
> >
> > I am the first president in US history to order a US attack AND
>military
>&g!
>t; occupation of a sovereign nation, and I did so against the will of
>the
> > United Nations and the vast majority of the international community.
> >
> > I have created the largest government department bureaucracy in the
>history
> > of the United States, called the "Bureau of Homeland Security"(only
>one
> > letter away from BS).
> >
> > I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending
>increases,
> > more than any other president in US history (Ronnie was tough to
>beat, but
> > I did it!!).
> >
> > I am the first president in US history to compel the United Nations
>remove
> > the US from the Human Rights Commission.
> >
> > I am the first president in US history to have the United Nations
>remove
> > the US from the Elections Monitoring Board.
> >
> > I removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of
> > congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US
>history.
> >
> >
> > I rendered the entire United Nations irrelevant.
> >
> > I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
> >
> > I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by
>default
> > no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
> >
> > I am the first president in US history to refuse United Nations
>election
> > inspectors access during the 2002 US elections.
> >
> > I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate
>campaign
> > donations.
> >
> > The biggest lifetime contributor to my campaign, who is also one of
>my
>best
> > friends, presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds
>in
> > world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
> >
> > I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US
> > history.
> >
> > I am the first president to run and hide whe! n the US came under
>attack
>(and
> > then lied, saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
> >
> > I am the first US president to establish a secret shadow government.
> >
> > I took the world's sympathy for the US after 9/11, and in less than a
>year
> > made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the
>biggest
> > diplomatic failure in US and world history).
> >
> > I am the first US president in history to have a majority of the
>people of
> > Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace
>and
> > stability.
> >
> > I changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded
>government
> > contracts.
> >
> > I set the all-time record for the number of administration appointees
>who
> > violated US law by not selling their huge investments in corporations
> > bidding for gov't contracts.
> >
> > I have removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than
>any
> > other president in US history.
> >
> > I entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less
>than
> > two years turned every single economic category heading straight
>down.
> >
> >
> > RECORDS AND REFERENCES: I have at least one conviction for drunk
>driving
>in
> > Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
> >
> > I was AWOL from the National Guard and deserted the military during
>time
>of
> > war.
> >
> > I refuse to take a drug test or even answer any questions about drug
>use.
> >
> > All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away
>to
>my
> > fathers library, sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
> >
> > All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or
>bankrupt
> > companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
> >
> > All minutes of meetings of any public corporation for which I served
>on
>the
> > board are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view.
> >
> > Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding
>public
> > energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public
>review.
> >
> >
> > GEORGE W. BUSH
> > The White House,
> > Washington, DC
> >
> > (Note: this information should be useful to voters in the 2004



The saddest thing about this, is that it's all true.

[LOCO]

Tweethehe...

[Damonic]

TweetI cant stand w either. I think he's a war monger and a moron.

[3Vandoo]

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[gongshow]

Tweethes doing fine in my opinion

[monroe]

Tweetits just amazing that such a great country is represented by such, in all aspects, limited person.

[PumpingBricks70]

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Originally posted by gongshow
hes doing fine in my opinion

I'm with you Gongshow. Funny how everyone that doesn't like him don't even live in the U.S. :p

[LOCO]

Tweetnot funny..... sad.....

[jack hust]

Tweetwell im not upset with his job

[dot1]

TweetBush Bsshing seems to be fashionable, he is doing a great job and is bringing this country out of a recesion. You could look at any president and find the same items you listed. I am proud that he is our President.

[gongshow]

Tweetits the Dems whining and crying about everything...gets quite annoying in my opinion

[trefling]

TweetThe 87 Billion or whatever the ammount is is nothing compared to the dollars that will be brought in once democracy is established in Iraq and the Oil starts flowing in. I truly believe bush is looking out for the safety of our citizens. Atleast he's not running around getting head from a fatty named Monica. Plus the problems that we are facing now are just the inflated ecomony from the Clinton era, CEO's running scamms, tech stocks way overblown. Is any of this Bush's fault?

[Luftdude]

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Originally posted by trefling
The 87 Billion or whatever the ammount is is nothing compared to the dollars that will be brought in once democracy is established in Iraq and the Oil starts flowing in. I truly believe bush is looking out for the safety of our citizens. Atleast he's not running around getting head from a fatty named Monica. Plus the problems that we are facing now are just the inflated ecomony from the Clinton era, CEO's running scamms, tech stocks way overblown. Is any of this Bush's fault?

Amen bro, you know if Gore was in office, we would find out that he is an android or a cyborg from the 24th century. That guy has no emotions.

[leankid]

TweetOoh, ooh, wait.... who gives a fuck!

[PumpingBricks70]

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Originally posted by Luftdude
Amen bro, you know if Gore was in office, we would find out that he is an android or a cyborg from the 24th century. That guy has no emotions.

LOL! Gore......................what a needle dick!