Van Goth

[3Vandoo]

TweetMost people know of Van Gogh (1853-1890) as the artist who cut
his ear off after having an argument with Gauguin, a fellow artist.
Or they know of his lack of success at his chosen profession. He was
only able to sell one painting and was supported by his younger brother
until his death. Many know of his severe bouts with mental illness,
culminating in a depression that led him to take his own life.

What most people don't know is the fascinating family that
Van Gogh came from. After much careful research, it has been discovered
that the artist had many famous relatives. Among them were:

His dizzy aunt: Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes: Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store: Stopn Gogh

The brother who bleached his clothes white: Hue Gogh

The cousin from Illinois: Chica Gogh

His magician uncle: Wherediddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin: Amee Gogh

The Mexican cousin's American half brother: Grin Gogh

The nephew who drove a stagecoach: Wellsfar Gogh

The constipated uncle: Can't Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt: Tan Gogh

The bird lover uncle: Flamin Gogh

His nephew psychoanalyst: E Gogh

The fruit-loving cousin: Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking: Wayto Gogh

The little bouncy nephew: Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco: Go Gogh

His Italian uncle: Day Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in a van: Winnie Bay Gogh

[jack hust]

Tweetvery very good

[Sage]

Tweetkinda amusing......ill give you a
Sage

[Luftdude]

TweetThat was damn good bro