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Usama Meet in Heaven
TweetAfter getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made
his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted
by George Washington.
"How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!"
yells Mr. Washington, slapping Osama in the face.
Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to
end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!"
Henry punches Osama on the nose.
James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why
I allowed the Federal government to provide for the
common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's
knee.
General Robert E. Lee directs Stonewall Jackson and
A.P. Hill while they administer a severe beating
after approaching undetected from the flanks.
General Jeb Stuart then rides up and tramples him
under his horse's hooves.
Osama is subject to similar beatings from John
Randolph of Roanoke, James Monroe, and 61 other
people who have the same love for liberty and
America and Virginia. As he writhes on the ground,
Thomas J-E-F-F-erson picks him up to hurl him back toward
the gate where he is to be judged.
As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot
destination, he screams "this is not what I was promised!"
An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians
waiting for you. What the hell did you think I said?
three doodoo is back! Hide your women!
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Tweetthats funny as hell
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Tweetthat was great!!
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"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
Muhammad Ali
Re: Usama Meet in Heaven
TweetWhat do you have when you have Osama Bin Laden up to his neck in cement?
Not enough cement.
What do Osama Bin Laden and panty hose have in common?
They both irritate Bush.
How do you get Osama Bin Laden out of a Bingo game?
"B-52!"
Why can't you circumcise Osama Bin Laden?
There's no end to that prick.
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Re: Usama Meet in Heaven
TweetThe grandaddy of the Osama jokes....
Why does Osama Bin Laden wear sheets?
Because goats can hear zippers.
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