Flirt school (some of you need this)

[pudgy]

Tweetok, with the assistance of the ladies , we are gonna critique you kids techniques.

You walk into a bar, Sugarbaby and Kitten are sitting alone at two seperate tables.

You smile at sugarbaby, she says....

[SUGARBABY]

TweetHi, How are you?

[nice6pac]

Tweetlesson #1 you failed eye contact is first and a compliment on sometihng such as wow thats nice nail polish etc etc. then you got to get her touching you hands arms brushing agianst you etc.

[pudgy]

Tweetyou have to be looking at them to know they are alone wanker

[workinhard]

TweetYou buy them both drinks????????

[SUGARBABY]

Tweetbuying us both drinks without us knowing each other might create a hostile environment

[SUGARBABY]

TweetI like your wife :-D

[leankid]

TweetI say hi, you beeotches here alone? If so, I'd like to treat you to as many drink as it'll take to get you both naked, touching each other, while I try my best to evenly divide my 2 minutes of love between you!

Actually I'd probably wait to make eye contact to see if either was interested. I may have the bartender ask them if they'd accept a round of drinks from me. If so, I'd have a chat with them, and just play it cool, and by original. Depending on what kind of bar it was I may dance or play pool with them.

Maybe corny, but that's how I do things.

[pudgy]

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Originally posted by Sugarbaby
Hi, How are you?

Im well, do you mind if i sit down and bother you so none of these other guys bother you ?

[SUGARBABY]

TweetHow do I know that you bothering me will be more entertaining than them bothering me?

[pudgy]

TweetI guess your just gonna have to let me sit here , buy you a drink and prove it to you. (at this point i kind of bat my blue eyes, grin and try to look innocent)

[SUGARBABY]

Tweetok, I'll take the Smirnoff Ice, and if you're lucky, the next round is on me.

[pudgy]

Tweetif she smiles back, sit down. say im lucky just to be sitting here. Then order her drink first as it is more important, then order yourself a drink. Then, judging by her acceptance of your company she must like your looks and charm , so push your luck a little, make fun of her drink in a non-threatening manner. "I tried one of those smirnoff ice's, good choice. Definitely a girl drink" Then grin so she knows you meant to tease.

[Kitten]

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Originally posted by saturn
I suck in my gut flex slightly and smile back and as I'm about to speak my wife socks me in the back of the head nearly knocking me unconscious.

was it your wife that caught you and called you out at the mall?

ahh....that was a funny story

[Kitten]

Tweetso pudgy, are we giving lessons here?



I say....."How you doin?"....and cross my legs and lean towards you.