Civil Service

[3Vandoo]

TweetA guy goes to a government office to interview for a job.
The interviewer asks him, "Are you a veteran?" The guy says,
"Why yes, in fact, I served two tours in Vietnam "Good,"
says the interviewer, "That counts in your favor. Do you
have any service-related disabilities?"

The guy says, "In fact I am 100% disabled. During a battle,
an explosion removed my private parts so they declared me
disabled, it doesn't affect my ability to work, though."

"Sorry to hear about the damage, but I have some good news
for you, I can hire you right now! Our working hours are
8 to 4."

Come on in about 10, and we'll get you started."

The guy says, "If working hours are from 8 to 4, why do you
want me to come at 10?"

"Well, in civil service, we don't do anything but sit round
and scratch our balls and drink coffee for the first two hours.
No point in you coming in for that."

[njjuicer]

TweetLOL damt aht sucks

[Luftdude]

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[jack hust]

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[CJWolf]

Tweetdamn, sucks for him