Tweetthat was super slick bro you should take the vacated ladies man name.
TweetWell, as most of you fuglies here know that I am very dumb in relation toward the opposite sex.
Anyway, here my bloody knackering boring story that happened to me.
Two weeks ago, I decided to call my ex gf, she wasnt there and I chatted with her dearest mommy. Actually, it was quite weird as the evil mommy was all happy to talk to me. I was stuck for 35 min, talking to her on the phone and was very eager to tell me when to call her daughter.
So, I called back later on and I talked to my ex gf. 5 hours chat on long distance call, fuck it she lives 10min away and it is a fucking long distance.
So I invited her to my party and asked her for coffee she said yes she would called me back when she gets back from her vacation.
So she did Monday, I decided to go visit her. I spent the afternoon with her, chatting, laughing, playing and walking her damn Newfie of dog!
So, when I was leaving, I asked her if she was coming to my party, she said she wasnt sure as she was supposed to go to a wedding, but she wasnt interested to attend. Then, she let me know. I asked her out for this week, but all her days were taken due to the BS with insurance (house went on fire).
So I invited her for a romantic supper at my place next week, she said yes and would let me know when she could come.
Before I left, I told her I would love if she could come as I would be glad she would be at my side the evening of my party. She kinda blushed, well i guess she did, damn billion of freckles in her face LOL.
So anyway, that it.
So what everyone think?
322 the dumbster in women relation!
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Tweetdamnv andoo ur a pimp!
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Tweetis that good? well i think that depends on how you feel about her
TweetHow I feel about her!
let explain that clearly
every fucking seconds since the past three years I am thinking about her and I love her deeply very mucho!
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Tweetlol, he called us fuglies..lol ass
TweetOriginally posted by pudgy
lol, he called us fuglies..lol ass
fuglies is a sign and expression of my deep friendship, you flea bag!
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TweetPudgy is only a flea bag because his puppy hogs the pillows on the bed. I applied flea medication to Pudgy's collar this weekend, I will let you know the results.Originally posted by 3Vandoo
fuglies is a sign and expression of my deep friendship, you flea bag!
BTW, good luck with the ex, why did you break up in the first place?
Tweeti cant believe you told them about the collar
TweetOriginally posted by Sugarbaby
Pudgy is only a flea bag because his puppy hogs the pillows on the bed. I applied flea medication to Pudgy's collar this weekend, I will let you know the results.
BTW, good luck with the ex, why did you break up in the first place?
Her mom
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TweetPIMPVANDOO
TweetOriginally posted by ironfist
O no, I'm gonna pretend you didn't say that. She'll have you by the ballz in no time...
she does!
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TweetHow exactly was her mom able to cause the break up, and, more importantly, is her mom now out of the picture?
Tweetoh sheez her mom is like the puppet master and the gf is the puppet...
now her mom kinda likes me, like good ole time.
dunno
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