A night out

[Morgan]

TweetTwo old men decide they are close to their last
days on earth and decide to have a last night on
the town. After a few drinks they end up at the local brothel.


The madam takes one look at the two old geezers
and whispers to her manager, "Go up to the first
two rooms and put an inflated doll in each bed.

These two are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting
two of my girls on them. They won't know the difference."

The two men go up the stairs and take care of their business.
As they are walking home the first one says, "You
know, I think my girl was dead!"

"Dead?" says his friend, "Why would you think that?"

"Well, she never moved or made a sound all the time I was
loving her."

His friend says, "I think mine was a witch."
"A WITCH!!! Why the hell would you say that?"

"Well, I was making love to her, kissing on her neck
and I gave it a little bite, then she farted and flew out
the window."

[Luftdude]

TweetLmao that is funny

[ballsmyberries]

TweetHahaha!