F***ng mosquito

[Morgan]

TweetI sent this joke to some of the women at our warehouse.

HUGE PROBLEM!! They all complained to their boss that they thought this was offensive and were concerned that they were going to receive more of the same.


The problem was I am total a**hole. When I copied and pasted, I forgot the punchline.

My boss was absolutley pissed until I found the email and he read it.


Needless to say, it will be a while before I send out any more jokes.



Summer Romance....................

As I lay on my bed, thinking about you, I feel this strong urge to grab you and squeeze you, because I can't forget last night. You came to me unexpectedly during the balmy and calm night, and what happened in my bed still leaves a tingling sensation in me.

You appeared from nowhere and shamelessly, without any reservations, you laid on my naked body...you sensed my indifference, so you applied your hungry mouth to me without any guilt or humiliation, and you drove me near crazy while you drained me. Finally I went to sleep.

Today when I woke up, you were gone, I searched for you but to no avail, only the sheets bore witness to last night's events. My body still bears faint marks of your enthusiastic ravishings, making it harder to forget you.

Tonight I will remain awake waiting for you...
















you f**king mosquito.

[Kitten]

Tweetlol........they thought you were stalking them.........lol

[Got Gear?]

TweetDumbass!