Tweetbut can she cook? LOL
TweetOkay so one of the girls mom on teh softball team i coach decided to hook me up with her sister. Never meet her had only seen a pic that she emailed me and she look okay. So last night i go meet her and she has to be the perfect woman. She drinks like a guy i mean in 3 hours i downed 12 coronas and she was right behind me with 10. She is bi-sexual, i was laughing my ass off we were watching the man show and she was like damn that chick is hot the turns to me and is like what do you think about threesomes???? I felt like that dude from the budweiser comercials, it was just unreal. And she has a great body 5'3" 104lbs and the california tan to boot. By the end of the night i was like okay i am in heaven if i die tomorrow all the hard work and training had payed off cause i finally found the woman of my dreams.. oh yeah and she burps too totally cool chick... Sorry just had to share my joy with the world...
Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog...
TweetSounds like you two will get along just fine
Tweeti thought i was the only one who thought girls are cute when they burp
TweetMy girl can drink beer for beer w/ me. I'm still working on the threesome thing. Damn you. ha!
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
Don't you dare put me on HRSA, does self abuse extend your hospital stay?
Tweetcongrats,
try not to be thinking about her a lot.
ALL I'M GONNA SAY IS BALANCE
TweetAll i can say is that it is finally nice to know that there are some girls out there that know how to relax and have a good time and could care less about what anyone thinks or says, good bless em...
Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog...
Tweetyou know what to do bro...........hehehehe
TweetSorry to break the news to you bro, but there is no such thing as a perfect girl. You will find this out later
TweetShe sounds like a cool girl! I like the fact that she burps too. It's better that we burp out loud then fart!! LOL Besides she sounds kinda like me 5'3" and 104lbs. And she burps! COOL! I'm not a bisexual though!
"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?"
"Some people believe that holding on and hanging in there are signs of strength. However, there are times in life which it takes much more strength to just let go"
Tweetbut u ar eperfect petite
The Don Juan of Fitness Geared
njjuiceer@cyber-rights.net
Csecratary fo Staet for Natoinla Decauation
TweetOriginally posted by njjuicer
but u ar eperfect petite
"Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?"
"Some people believe that holding on and hanging in there are signs of strength. However, there are times in life which it takes much more strength to just let go"
The Don Juan of Fitness Geared
njjuiceer@cyber-rights.net
Csecratary fo Staet for Natoinla Decauation
Tweetwhatta playerOriginally posted by njjuicer
but u ar eperfect petite