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TweetIn 1917, on the French Front, the Germans were pushing deeply into the French Territory.
The French Headquarter met and tried to decides on a solution to handle the penetration of German troops
So they were in a meeting, and the Generals were arguing
"Putain, thees r killingsss us shit, fuckiing Sermans!!! exclaimed one angry general
After hour of heavy and arguous discussion, they decided nothing.
A small Soldier at the door, doing guard duty, exlaimed
Sir! Permission to talk Sirrrrrr?
Yes kid, go again!
"Well generals, see all Germans are name HANS, so here my idea, we run at them in the trenches, we yell HANS!!!!! if they reply JA, we shoot them!"
The generals were so surprised about that idea that they didnt know what to do, but they gave it a try because of a lack of other solutions.
And the day later then French Forces al pumped up, ran at the Germans and pushed them miles and miles deep.
Two weeks later the German Staffs were doing a meeting, that meeting was about the new tactic and decisive measures the French took.
German General says:
"Ja Manfred, I dunt kno, they are killing us, they pushed us 11 miles in 2 weeks"
they whined and *****ed for ours.
One young Captain assisting at the meeting, yelled I KNO I KNO JA!!!!!
Us germans, the french run at us, they yell HANS HANS and we reply JA and they shoot us! Why dont we do the same, we all know the French are name Marcel, so we run at them yell marcel and shoot them!
so the Germans are all pumped about their new strategy and the officers blew the whistles, and they ran toward the French positions, the Germans yelled
MARCEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the French replied " Hans! Is that you?"
JA!!!!!
BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tweetyah...hmmmmm
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Tweetunfunny...lol
"Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas."
- Joseph Stalin
Power perceived is power achieved.
Unless you are the lead dog, the view never changes.
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Tweetyou have no sense of humor!
nope not at all!
sheez
I feel like Martin Lawrence now, unfunny and no one comprend me
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