Nelson Mandela

[3Vandoo]

TweetNelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and
drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.
When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese
man, clutching a clip board and yelling, You Sign! You
sign!' Behind him is an enormous truck full of car
exhausts.
Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when
the Chinese man starts to yell louder. 'You Sign! You
sign!'
Nelson says to him, 'Look, you've obviously got the
wrong man', and shuts the door in his face.
The next day he hears a knock at the door again.
When he opens it, the little Chinese man is back with
a huge truck of brake pads.
He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling,
'You sign! You sign!'
Mr Mandela is getting a bit pissed off by now, so he
pushes the little Chinese man back, shouting:
'Look, go away! You've got the wrong man! I don't want
them!' Then he slams the door in his face again.

The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the
afternoon, he hears a knock on the door again.
On opening the door, there is the same little Chinese
man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
'You sign! You sign!'
Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.

This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks
up the little man by his shirt front and yells at him:
'Look, I don't want these! Do you understand?
You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give
these to?'
The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults
his clipboard, and says:

(It's a beauty)

(wait for it)

Get your best Chinese accent ready .....

'You not Nissan Main ******?'

[Berzerker]

TweetTada...what a big supplies!!

[rado]

TweetLOL........funny? ok

[CJWolf]

Tweetfunny, i guess ...

[LOCO]

Tweetwha?