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If you........ you might be a bodybuilder.

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  • If you........ you might be a bodybuilder.

    If you find yourself pushing a cart away from the local bulk/wholesale store and only find Meat, Syringes, and Toilet Paper in your cart you may be a bodybuilder.

    Pretty bad when those are your priorities. haha.

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    hehe keep em comin bros

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    • #3
      If you set up your college class schedule around your eating and lifting times...

      If your gf buys you meat, potatoes and protein shake mixes for your birthday....

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      • #4
        If you ask ur parents the next time they go to Mexico on vacation send some Vet goodies as souveigneurs home!

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        • #5
          Agreed Only thing I get from my parents on my B-day is a large supplement order paid in full

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          • #6
            More you might be a bber

            IF every date you go on somehow steers to "So how many times do you think you could bench me"...... You might be a bodybuilder.

            IF you have never dated a girl that weighs more than 50% of you...... You might be a bodybuilder.

            IF you have XL, XXL and XXXL sizes organized in your closet and its labeled Contest, Precontest, and Offseason....... You might be a bodybuilder.

            IF you have posing trunks in a variety of colors, sizes, and styles you may, hopefully*, be a bodybuilder. *cause if not I question you*

            If you have ever gotten your blood pressure taken from your forearm...... You might be a bodybuilder.

            If you dress up in your nicest clothes that show off your hard earned physique and then mess it up by wearing the lamest multi pocket fanny pack...... You might be a bodybuilder.

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            • #7
              If you keep your Dbols in a Tac-Tac container.

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              • #8
                If you take out a 2nd mortgage, you might be a...............

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by rado
                  If you take out a 2nd mortgage, you might be a...............
                  Now that's funny!

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                  • #10
                    if you think people always believe you when you say "I'm not juicing" then your a bodybuilder

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                    • #11
                      If you've ever met someone thats says their nephew. son or they used to be about your size or "maybe even a little bigger"....

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                      • #12
                        if you have a stash of food every place you visit just in case..........
                        "SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"

                        A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.

                        husband of the year

                        moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe


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                        • #13
                          if ur days consist of eating, shiting and sleeping ...

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                          • #14
                            Re: More you might be a bber

                            Originally posted by Hypertrophyguy


                            IF you have XL, XXL and XXXL sizes organized in your closet and its labeled Contest, Precontest, and Offseason....... You might be a bodybuilder.


                            LMAO at this one here

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                            • #15
                              When everything is secondary to bodybuilding, you are a bodybuilder......."FLEMS"....<-lol

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