im so glad im a guy

[pudgy]

TweetYou don't have to learn to spell a new last name.

Your ass is never a factor in an interview.

Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

You can leave the motel bed unmade.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be president.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

Foreplay is optional.

You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob you blind.

You can go to the bathroom without a support group.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.

If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit you just might become lifelong friends.

Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with. "So, notice anything different?"

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut or a bolt.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You don't have to shave bellow your neck.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45 minutes.

Your orgasms are real. Always.

Porn movies are designed with you in mind.

One mood, ALL the time.

[BossDJ02]

Tweetlol lucky us

[BouncersBabe]

TweetLMAO! I refuse to ever accept help opening jars..LOL :p

[njjuicer]

Tweetim gla dur a guy to ud be one ugly ***** lol

[rado]

TweetYou can open all your own jars.


LMAO.

[3Vandoo]

Tweetpeople do stare at my chest when I talk to them

[njjuicer]

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Originally posted by 3Vandoo
people do stare at my chest when I talk to them

i sure would lol :p

[SINA]

Tweetlol