TweetBwahahahahaha!
Tweetok we were friends but since he had the locks changed and wont return my phonecalls ill tell yall why he is bummed. well everyone who knows jim knows he has a certain way with the ladies , i try to emulate him and by emulate i mean steal all his good lines . Anyway , he had been saving up money to move to utah so he could legally marry bigjimsgirl33, and hollywood, and torchy,and bouncersbabe, and sachet ,and ,well you get the idea.
well things were going pretty good, he got an awesome new job and was saving money and making plans. he sold his pet sheep to intensity x and yj bought his porn library. his money was really starting to get thier. well monday morning he got a call from the health department at byu were he and his flock of lovelys had thier blood test done. it turns out that thier all his cousins. so now he has to save up even more money and move to alabama . good luck bj33
TweetBwahahahahaha!
TweetI knew he looked like my uncle:sillyl:
TweetJust so everyone knows, I returned his porn library, I had no idea by porn he meant homemade with Rado.... but hey, look on the bright side, my counseling is almost over
Tweetlmao... brilliant story
Tweetbwahahahahahahahaha
Tweethe is here to confirm the truth
TweetLMAO!!!! very funny bro! hey they might be distant cousins so it might be all good LOL
Tweetyou redneckOriginally posted by bigjim33
distant cousins