my date with hollywood ?!?!?!?!?

[pudgy]

Tweetwell it all started when we met. by met i mean she finally realized i was stalking her. she noticed i was picking flowers near her house. by picking flowers i mean staring in her window, by near her house i mean on a ladder outside the bathrom. instead of pressing charges (again) she decided to use her newly gotten leverage to have me asist her in the realization of a life long dream. she said she always wanted a pet tiger. now this didnt seem like the best idea, but i was at her mercy , for one she could send me to jail , and for two her bath robe was all wet and clingy . so to be honest im not sure exactly what i agreed to.

so , about 45 minutes later we arrived at the gated entrance of the zoo. she had gotten fully dressed so my distraction wore aff and nervousness set in. she promised she would honk if anyone came up and told me she would help if it werent for a knee injury she got in the war. and by war she meant club.

so a few minutes later i was bleeding and hobbling toward the gate , i told her that one can of purina wouldnt be enough. that cat leash snapped in half instantly. so as i was doubling back for more suggestions i noticed her car was gone. she stood me up, after all we had been through togethor. what a date , what a woman

[Keiser]

TweetLMAO Pudgy!

I hope this doesn't get deleted

[rado]

TweetLMAO...........pudgy, you bored

[Hollywood]

TweetPudgy, that's not how it went baby...as soon as I think of a good lie, and by lie, I mean as soon as I think of something to say, I'll tell ya'll how it really went...

[pudgy]

Tweetif you tell them the truth thier gonna know about my tarzan outfit, and that the zoo was just a metaphor for jungle sex




i mean i wish

[SUGARBABY]

TweetLMAO, I think this is my favorite Pudgy story so far.....and I am sure my leopard thong instigated all this Jungle loving!

[pudgy]

Tweetshhhh your gonna make me blush.......again

[Got Gear?]

TweetAhh.. Pudgy and his never ending quest for "Bigger and Meaner *****".

You go boy!

[jipped genes]

TweetTHAT WAS YOU! man i saw the whole thing, my cousin is a security guard at the zoo we watched it on the security cam. damn i cant beleive you jumped into the middle of those 700# tigers fighting over a bone. with one can of cat food. when that big male started getting amorous thats when things really got funny. Pudgy it may have hurt but that giant male tiger saved your life by making you his girlfriend and how did you know the sounds a female tiger makes when she is being pleasured?

[Keiser]

Tweet

Originally posted by jipped genes
and how did you know the sounds a female tiger makes when she is being pleasured?

OMG

[pudgy]

Tweetit just seemed so natural

[Keiser]

Tweet

Originally posted by pudgy
it just seemed so natural

[Hollywood]

Tweet

Originally posted by LadiesMan

Hahaha, I see you found the smiley We coulda used that...

[bigjim33]

Tweetbwahahaha