Dictionary For Women's Personal Ads

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Tweet40-ish.........................49
>Adventurous................Slept with all your mates
>Athletic.......................No tits
>Average looking............Has a face like a bulldog's arse
>Beautiful......................Pathological liar
>Contagious Smile.........Does a lot of pills
>Educated.....................Was f*cked to bits at University
>Emotionally Secure......On medication
>Feminist......................Fat
>Free spirit...................Junkie
>Friendship first.............Former slut
>Fun.............................Annoying
>Gentle.........................Dull
>Good Listener..............Autistic
>New-Age.....................Body hair problems
>Old-fashioned..............No Blow Jobs or Anal
>Open-minded...............Desperate
>Outgoing.....................Loud and Embarrassing
>Passionate..................Sloppy drunk
>Professional................*****
>Romantic....................Frigid
>Social.........................Fanny like a clown's pocket
>Voluptuous..................Very Fat
>Large lady...................Hugely Fat
>Wants Soulmate..........Stalker
>Widow........................Murderer

[gongshow]

Tweethaahahaha i love it

[rado]

TweetOMG...funny


Voluptuous..................Very Fat

[rude]

Tweetlol thats funny

[jack hust]

Tweetnow thats a funny add lol

[Morgan]

TweetSoulmate=Stalker.......... too funny!