Never Say To A Cop

[grlnxtdr]

TweetNEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) .......i don't think this one is still ok in texas????is it?

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!

9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

12. When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyeslook glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

[THE JUICE]

Tweetcops <--------------- some are good and some suck cause they let it get to thier heads.

[Blackfoot]

TweetAnd never start high fiving your buddies when you pass the sobriety test. LOL.

[bjtheman]

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Originally posted by grlnxtdr
NEVER SAY TO A COP
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) .......i don't think this one is still ok in texas????is it?

Not ok in Tx!!!

[rado]

Tweet#11 is funny

[grlnxtdr]

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Originally posted by bjtheman
Not ok in Tx!!!

yeah i thought they changed that more than a year ago.....

[ZEUS08]

Tweetall those are funny

[34pumped]

Tweetcops good bros most of the time

[jack hust]

Tweetthat is some funny stuff

[trip]

TweetI actually said number 6 one night to an off duty cop working security who was hassling me, I also added in a comment on his nationality, needless to say, I soon had some new bracelets. Beer possibly could have been involved.