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kids say the darndest things
TweetFirst grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their
handsexplode into the air like flashy fireworks. There is, however,
one exception. A girl named Rita has not gone along with the crowd.
The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different.
"Because I am not an American." replied Rita.
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Indian," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red.
She asks Rita why she is an Indian. "Well, my mom and dad are Indians,
so I'm an Indian too."
The teacher is now angry . "That's no reason", she says loudly "If
your mom was an idiot, and your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?"
A pause, and a smile. "Then" says Rita, "I'd be an American."
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"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
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"I plead with you to give your bodies to God. Let them be a sacrifice -- the kind he will accept. When you think of what he has done for you, is this too much to ask"?
ROMANS 12:1
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