DAMN! Dinner Conversation;)

[Hollywood]

TweetA DINNER CONVERSATION
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>> WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
>> MAN: Definitely not!
>> WOMAN: Why not - don't you like being married?
>> MAN: Of course I do.
>> WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
>> MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.
>> WOMAN: You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)
>> MAN: (makes audible groan)
>> WOMAN: Would you live with her in our house?
>> MAN: Well, probably, it is paid for.
>> WOMAN: Would you replace my pictures with hers?
>> MAN: That would seem like the proper thing to do.
>> WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
>> MAN: Where else would we sleep?
>> WOMAN: Would she use my golf clubs?
>> MAN: No, she's left-handed.
>> WOMAN: - - - silence - -
>> MAN: Oh, shit.

[jack hust]

Tweetnow that is funny as hell good one girl

[lsu711]

TweetOMG!!!!! That was my favorite one so far!!!

[gongshow]

Tweethaha nice.