Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader

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TweetLeroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy's
Ebonics homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a
sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho
tell everybody.

2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other
night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no
money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my *****
rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I
miss disappointment
they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a
cup and said penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say,
"man, it look fake." He say, Bullshit, that watch israel".

9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in
the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought
me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my
uncle iraq, you break.

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed
her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how
much?" she say fortify."

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income
my wife.

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