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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
would have produced enough sound energy to heat one
cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is produced to create the energy of an
atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it
pumps out
to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before
it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an
hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a
human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
longer
than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex
for
pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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Tweetummm, men are pigs
TweetOriginally posted by pudgy
ummm, men are pigs
i'm glad i'm not the only one that thinks that! hey wait....so are you saying you are a pig????
Elite Senior Resident
Tweeti SAID oink, damn
Tweettoo bad it doesn't last that long...sorry guys! :p
Tweetoink oink
Tweetif you guys were really pigs and had those 30 min orgasms.....you better have a crate of socks or buy some stock in socks! also, there is no way that you would get any bjs from anybody they would drown!
Elite Senior Resident
TweetOriginally posted by grlnxtdr
if you guys were really pigs and had those 30 min orgasms.....you better have a crate of socks or buy some stock in socks! also, there is no way that you would get any bjs from anybody they would drown!
LMAO-DROWN
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Tweetthats good:p
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Tweet30 minutes what if you could do a pig transplant to...................
"SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"
A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.
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Tweetthat would be grose! have you seen a pigs penis???Originally posted by jipped genes
30 minutes what if you could do a pig transplant to...................
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Tweetyeah they got some major corkscrew action but 30 MINUTES!!!!Originally posted by grlnxtdr
that would be grose! have you seen a pigs penis???
"SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"
A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.
husband of the year
moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe
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