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TweetTOP 17 BUMPER STICKERS YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE
17. Jesus loves you... but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.
16. Impotence... Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."
15. The proctologist called... they found your head.
14. Everyone has a photographic memory... some just don't have any film.
13. Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.
12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.
11. I used to have a handle on life... but it broke off.
10. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
9. Guys... just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.
8. Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people
"Everybody But Me."
7. Heart Attacks... God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
5. If you can read this... I can slam on my brakes and sue you.
4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
3. Try not to let your mind wander... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.
2. Hang up and drive!!
AND THE NUMBER ONE BUMPER STICKER YOU'D LIKE TO SEE!!
1. Welcome to America... now speak English
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Tweetgood ones. My all time fav. is If you dont like my driving dial 1800- eat sh**.
"There is no such thing as big pussies just little dicks. If it is loose just keep packing dick to it."
TweetOH MY GOD!!!! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE #9!!!!!
Tweetthose are great haha
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"The fight is won or lost far away from witnesses—behind the lines, in the gym, and out there on the road, long before I dance under those lights."
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My son is banging your honor student.
Pain is weakness leaving the body.
Don't you dare put me on HRSA, does self abuse extend your hospital stay?
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8. Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people
"Everybody But Me."
LOL!
TweetI'd love to see #1
RIP Gearedup and Marc. I'll see you at the crossroads someday guys
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TweetLol, those are funny
RIP Gearedup and Marc. I'll see you at the crossroads someday guys
Zero to 60 in under 7 seconds. One, two, three, four, five, six, sev-that fast=AMC AMX ad from 1968
chris_93_jeep@msn.com
mod @ garageboard.com
Tweetnumber 1.....nothing else left to be said!!!
Tweetlol, those are good
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