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Joke, kinda funny :)
TweetMa... I missed my period," an 18-year-old girl tells her Mother,
says she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.
The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that
did this to you? I want to know! The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a
mature and distinguished man with gray hair, impeccably dressed in a very expensive suit steps out of it and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the
girl, and tells them:
"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
However, I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge...If a girl is born I will bequeath her two retail stores, a townhouse, a beach villa and a $1-million bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $2-million bank account...If it is twins, a factory and $1-million each. However, if there is a miscarriage...
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him: "You'll fuck her again."
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TweetLOL good one
"I plead with you to give your bodies to God. Let them be a sacrifice -- the kind he will accept. When you think of what he has done for you, is this too much to ask"?
ROMANS 12:1
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Tweethahahaaha i love it.
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