Reply With QuoteTweetyou'd have to be half looney to try most of those things but damn...they are hilarious!
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things to do in an elevator
Tweet23 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator...
1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, damn motion sickness!"
11. Meow occasionally.
12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
18. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
21. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
22. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
23. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.
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Tweetyou'd have to be half looney to try most of those things but damn...they are hilarious!
Ask yourself....why exist if you can't be the best? What is YOUR answer?
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Tweetif i was 16 again i would try every one of em
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Tweetlol i liek the one with the breifcase, u have enough air in there hehe
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Tweetif i were in an elevator, Id lay one so I can see everyones reactions.
Tweethow bout puttin it on stop with some chick :p
Tweethell yeahOriginally posted by bigjim33
how bout puttin it on stop with some chick :p
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TweetBigjim, what would you do if you put it on stop....I don't understand.
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TweetOriginally posted by Heavy_Duty
Bigjim, what would you do if you put it on stop....I don't understand.
he would pull out his picnic basket and have a picnic between floor 20 and 21:p
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Tweetbingo! :pOriginally posted by morbid316
he would pull out his picnic basket and have a picnic between floor 20 and 21:p
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TweetGood post. Funny as hell.
TweetFunny one's, I like #6
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