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Moral of the story?
TweetThe teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their
parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next
day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.
"Johnny, do you have a story to share?"
"Yes, ma'am, my daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. Aunt
Karen was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She
had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a
small flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the
whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets,killed four more with the knife, 'till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What kind of moral
did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"
"Stay the f**k away from Aunt Karen when she's been drinking
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TweetDo you have the beginning to that story? I do...lol
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TweetYou lost me good lookin. I thought the story was complete.Originally posted by BouncersBabe
Do you have the beginning to that story? I do...lol
RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.
Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.
TweetOriginally posted by Got Gear?
You lost me good lookin. I thought the story was complete.
Someone sent me this joke, but it had more to it in the beginning. I was only teasin' you dear.
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TweetAh! OK. I kinda liked this version because it was short and to the point. No extra reading involved!Originally posted by BouncersBabe
Someone sent me this joke, but it had more to it in the beginning. I was only teasin' you dear.
How bout next time you tease me sexually?:p
RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.
Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.
TweetOriginally posted by Got Gear?
Ah! OK. I kinda liked this version because it was short and to the point. No extra reading involved!
How bout next time you tease me sexually?:p
I agree~my version really didn't add anything important....
Hmm....sounds easy enough for me to handle. Sex seems to be something we both agree on.
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TweetWe really need a smiley that's sticking his tongue in the other smilies ear!!Originally posted by BouncersBabe
I agree~my version really didn't add anything important....
Hmm....sounds easy enough for me to handle. Sex seems to be something we both agree on.
lalalala...
RIP BigJim33 & GearedUp: You are sorely missed my friends.
Hindsight is always 20/20. But looking back it's still a bit fuzzy.
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Tweetyeah right!
Iraqi were pussies that why!!!!!!!!!
Atleast Uncle Bob in NAM that WAS THE MAN!!!!!!!!
three doodoo is back! Hide your women!
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