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This is not even funny
TweetToday I was looking at the mirror and I was admiring my mass...
Suddenly my mom arrives, so I asked her
"mom do you think I added some mass?"
so she like damn it stop lifting, and stop using all that crap you are taking your shakes and all, you are huge, you look like those guys in magazines, this is ugly!
Then she yelled people think you are on steroids!!!!!
So I grinned and I replied well I am since four years now..........
Her face went from red to pale white and she shooted
THAT EXPLAIN WHY YOUR BALLS SHRUNK!
I SAW THEM THE OTHER DAY, THEY ARE GONE YOU WANKER!!!!!! IF I DONT HAVE A GRAND KID ILL KILL YOU!
oh well
three doodoo is back! Hide your women!
Tweetur mom is mean, lol damm.
Tweetha ha ha that is funny shit bro
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Tweetman! she noticed my balls shrunk.
OK OK I dont care she see me when Im getting dress or whatever
but THAT!!!!!!
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Tweetoh well she could have shut up but no!
I dont care she sees me naked, hell she my mom, but she could have say nothing about my MIA balls.....
damn some months ago im having a few friends over and one of them is alway claiming to have a big one. So he was saying yeah I have a bigger one than you, my mom look at him and replied.
Listen chris, if im am judging from the lil bulge I see in your jeans. Well you are far from my son in size. I've seen him enought of him at the bathroom or while he was sleeping or I caught him fucking some chicks that I must tell you this HE WAY BIGGER THAN YOU!
me I was like MOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
shut up!
Oh last week at a bday party in a restaurant she was describing how she caught me fucking my ex gf......
boooohoooooohoooooooo
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TweetOriginally posted by ryan16
bro your mom still sees you naked........wow
actually in theory NO......
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TweetVandoo, you are way to honest
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TweetLOL, that sucks bro that your mom has seen your balls. Don't you close the door and stuff when you do it with your chick?
"I plead with you to give your bodies to God. Let them be a sacrifice -- the kind he will accept. When you think of what he has done for you, is this too much to ask"?
ROMANS 12:1
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TweetI HAVE NO FUCKING PRIVACY IN MY OWN BLOODY FUCKING HOUSE
yes im very honest LOL
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Tweetlol...thats funny shit.... "my MIA balls" ....hahahaha
your mom is crude.
why dont you do something about your little nuts??
"Ideas are more powerful than guns. We would not let our enemies have guns, why should we let them have ideas."
- Joseph Stalin
Power perceived is power achieved.
Unless you are the lead dog, the view never changes.
Re: This is not even funny
TweetOMG LMAO That is the funniest thing I've read all week (sorry...)Originally posted by 3Vandoo
THAT EXPLAIN WHY YOUR BALLS SHRUNK!
I SAW THEM THE OTHER DAY, THEY ARE GONE YOU WANKER!!!!!! IF I DONT HAVE A GRAND KID ILL KILL YOU!
oh well
I'd freak if my mom saw me naked, if she commented on anything, well, I'd, well, I don't have a clue what I'd do.
Add "so your mom doesn't comment on your shrunken testicles, and complain about never having grand kids" as another reason to take HCG during your cycle
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Tweetaww man that sucks
"I plead with you to give your bodies to God. Let them be a sacrifice -- the kind he will accept. When you think of what he has done for you, is this too much to ask"?
ROMANS 12:1
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