TweetTaking a wee break from the golf circuit, Tiger Woods drives his
Volvo to an Irish gas station. The attendant greets him in typical
Irish manner, unaware of just who the golf pro is.
"Top o' the morning!" he calls out.
As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall
out of his pocket..
"So, what are those, son?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger. "And what would ya be usin 'em
for, now?" inquires the Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my balls onwhen I drive," replies Tiger.
"Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaims the
Irish attendant. "Those fellas at Volvo think of everything!"
Tweetnot bad haha
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TweetLOL...pretty good
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TweetDamn another good one
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