New Jersey Driving

[Morgan]

TweetWith apologies to all in New Jersey-I live in New York, we're just as bad.

BASIC RULES FOR DRIVING IN NEW JERSEY

1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real New Jersey driver never uses them.

2. Under no circumstance should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else, putting you in an even more dangerous situation.

3. The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit.

4. Never, ever come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it will result in you being rear-ended.

5. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork. New Jersey is a no-fault insurance state and the other guy doesn't have anything to lose.

6. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.

7. Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a good way to scare people entering the highway.

8. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as a suggestion and are apparently not enforceable in New Jersey during rush hour.

9. Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that a New Jersey driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.

10. Always slow down and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone changing a tire.

11. Learn to swerve abruptly. New Jersey is the home of the high-speed slalom driving thanks to the State Highway Department, which puts pot-holes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them on their toes.

12. It is traditional in New Jersey to honk your horn at cars that don't move the instant the light turns green.

13. Remember that the goal of every New Jersey driver is to get there first by whatever means necessary.

14. In the New Jersey area, 'flipping someone the bird' is considered a polite New Jersey salute. This gesture should always be returned.

THANK YOU & HAVE A SAFE JOURNEY!

[morbid316]

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[Sachet]

TweetYou forgot one honey!

If in merging traffic, the biggest vehicle has the right*a*way regardless of whose turn it is

[pudgy]

Tweetlol, try driving in atlanta bro

[Morgan]

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Originally posted by pudgy
lol, try driving in atlanta bro

I've never been there, is the traffic like up here?

[pudgy]

Tweetrubber knecking capitol of the world, nuff said

[Morgan]

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Originally posted by pudgy
rubber knecking capitol of the world, nuff said

Hate that S**t. BTW - love that sig. Sounds like me when the server goes down here and I can't get the backup to work.

[pudgy]

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Originally posted by Morgan
Hate that S**t. BTW - love that sig. Sounds like me when the server goes down here and I can't get the backup to work.

i stole it from a tracy bird song "the truth about me"

[sugaa]

Tweetlol NJ drivers are like NY cab drivers when they drive. Banging their steering wheels, shaking their hands at u and mouthing stuff at u with their windows closed.

[gongshow]

Tweethahahahah

[CJWolf]

Tweetthat's the truth ... my worst drive ever was boston to DC on a holiday weekend ... hell on earth ...

[cyberlegend1994]

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With apologies to all in New Jersey-I live in New York, we're just as bad.

BASIC RULES FOR DRIVING IN NEW JERSEY

1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real New Jersey driver never uses them.

2. Under no circumstance should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by somebody else, putting you in an even more dangerous situation.

3. The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance you have of getting hit.

4. Never, ever come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one expects it and it will result in you being rear-ended.

5. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive bodywork. New Jersey is a no-fault insurance state and the other guy doesn't have anything to lose.

6. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to stretch your legs.

7. Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a good way to scare people entering the highway.

8. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as a suggestion and are apparently not enforceable in New Jersey during rush hour.

9. Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up or move over doesn't mean that a New Jersey driver flashing his high beams behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.

10. Always slow down and rubberneck when you see an accident or even someone changing a tire.

11. Learn to swerve abruptly. New Jersey is the home of the high-speed slalom driving thanks to the State Highway Department, which puts pot-holes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them on their toes.

12. It is traditional in New Jersey to honk your horn at cars that don't move the instant the light turns green.

13. Remember that the goal of every New Jersey driver is to get there first by whatever means necessary.

14. In the New Jersey area, 'flipping someone the bird' is considered a polite New Jersey salute. This gesture should always be returned.

THANK YOU & HAVE A SAFE JOURNEY!

Sounds a lot like Boston too....