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Tweet> IDIOTS AT WORK:

> I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk
> noticed I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She
> informed me that she could not complete the transaction unless the card
> was signed. When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to
> compare the signature I had just signed on the receipt. So I signed the
> credit card in front of her. She carefully compared the signature to the
> one I had just signed on the receipt. As luck would have it, they matched.
> IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
> I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
> township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing
> sign on our road. The reason: too many deer were being hit by cars and he
> didn't want them to cross there anymore.
> IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
> My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the
> person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but
> they only had iceberg.
> IDIOT SIGHTING #1:
> I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
> asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
> To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He
> smiled knowingly and added, "That's why we ask."
> IDIOT SIGHTING #2:
> The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I
> was crossing with a coworker of mine when she asked if I knew what the
> buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is
> red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing
> driving?!"
> IDIOT SIGHTING #3:
> At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the
> company due to "down sizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "This is
> fun. We should do this more often." Not a word was spoken. We all just
> looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
> IDIOT SIGHTING #4:
> I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and
> for the life of her couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.
> IDIOT SIGHTING #5:
> When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
> car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service
> department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's
> side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the
> door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the
> technician, "It's open!" To which he replied, "I know - I already got that
> side."
>

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