my wife embarassed me

[jipped genes]

Tweetwe went to the mall to get her some shoes I was wearing a tank. we walked into the store and there were 2 hot young women working there. I instinctivly flexed up a little to impress these girls. one girl came over to help my wife and was said nice tatoo to me. me wife cold busted me she said "quit pumpin yourself up these girls dont care about your muscles" took the wind right out of my sails. I went out and waited on the bench outside of the store. to add insult to injury, they were lookin at me out there laughin and posing to mock me. when my wife was done she came out with with her shoes and a shit eatin grin on her face. I just walked beside her, dejected like a puppy that just got a swat with a newspaper. WHY BABY! why would you cold bust me like that you know I aint steppin out on you!

[bigpimpc]

Tweethahahahah! you got busted! that's cool i have too. lol

[pucknutz78]

Tweetbwahahaha, thats some funny shit

[rado]

Tweetit's ok though, who do you go home to at night though? That's right, HER....

[smalls]

TweetHAHA, damn that is funny.

Sorry man bit you brought it upon yourself.:p

[jipped genes]

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Originally posted by bigpimpc
hahahahah! you got busted! that's cool i have too. lol

damn I am glad I am not the only one.

[##spiderbaby##]

TweetSpousal abuse works both ways :p You ever seen the show "burning bed"? lol

[ARMed]

TweetHek k k k k k k ...........nice!

[Kristylynn]

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Originally posted by jipped genes
we went to the mall to get her some shoes I was wearing a tank. we walked into the store and there were 2 hot young women working there. I instinctivly flexed up a little to impress these girls. one girl came over to help my wife and was said nice tatoo to me. me wife cold busted me she said "quit pumpin yourself up these girls dont care about your muscles" took the wind right out of my sails. I went out and waited on the bench outside of the store. to add insult to injury, they were lookin at me out there laughin and posing to mock me. when my wife was done she came out with with her shoes and a shit eatin grin on her face. I just walked beside her, dejected like a puppy that just got a swat with a newspaper. WHY BABY! why would you cold bust me like that you know I aint steppin out on you!

So what do her shoes look like?

[monroe]

Tweetnext time you flex despite your wife's present, make sure you got your answers ready, like f.e.: <ain't me baby, it's the damn hormones...> or... stop insulting your wife first...good story, damn - man.

[jipped genes]

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Originally posted by Kristylynn
So what do her shoes look like?

they are real nice white nike sneakers for her work she got blood on the other pair. (she is a nurse at an OB-GYN)

[viav2000]

Tweetoh man - that's harsh. Sounds like you need to blast off some protein fumes in line at the grocery store and then walk away from her shaking your head and acting like she did it

[Keiser]

Tweetdon't flex in public bro

[meko13]

TweetSounds like true love to me ...

[pudgy]

Tweetawww damn, that was mean, remeber that the next time she arches her back when a guy walks by....lol