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      HORSE RACE Line up

      In lane 1. Passionate Lady
      In lane 2. Bare Belly
      In lane 3. Silk Panties
      In lane 4. Conscience
      In lane 5. Jockey Shorts
      In lane 6. Clean Sheets
      In lane 7. Thighs
      In lane 8. Big Dick
      In lane 9. Heavy Bosom
      In lane 10. Merry Cherry

      AND THEY'RE OFF!!!

      Conscience is left behind at the gate.
      Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry.
      Heavy Bosom is being pressured.
      Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and
      Big Dick is in a dangerous spot.

      AT THE HALFWAY MARK:

      It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and
      Big Dick is pushing in.
      Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets.
      Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly.
      Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick.

      AT THE STRETCH:

      Merry Cherry pops under the strain.
      Bare Belly is making a final push.
      Big Dick is in and Passionate Lady is coming.

      AT THE FINISH:

      It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and
      Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer.
      It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes
      through with one final thrust and wins by a head...
      Bare Belly shows...
      Thighs weakens...
      Heavy Bosom pulls up..
      and Clean Sheets never had a chance.

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      LMFAO, funny post kid. Maybe this should of been in the joke forum:p:p:p

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      Good point, son, I can't move it
      Bwhahahhaa!

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      LOL
      More...More...More...Give me MORE!!!

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      haha nice!
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      dope

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      i'll move it for ya.........very funny read hw lol

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      LOL
      "A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you've forgotten the words."

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      haha, very nice.
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      lol, somehow i missed this one.

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