FUNNY ONE....

[O2BESOHUGE]

TweetI FARTED IN THE APPLE STORE AND EVERYONE THERE GOT PISSED....


NOT MY FAULT THEY DONT HAVE WINDOWS!!


HAA!!


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[BigDawg]

TweetLmao dork hahahahaha

[Heavy Hitter]

TweetHold on like apple mac. Or like Johnny apple seed? Either way I try to hold my farts until I am in a tight space with someone so they get to enjoy them as well as I do!

[MrzDiva]

Tweet .. At least you don't do what my ex use to do.. He would fart next to me and walk away while everyone thought it was me who did it lol

[O2BESOHUGE]

TweetI KNEW ONLY THE COMPUTER NERDS WOULD UNDERSTAND!! HAA!

[sensitivenips]

Tweetlol thats awesome.

i try not to eat raw eggs anymore and this is the reason why, it gives me the worst gas this world has ever known...just terrible. not only was it very potent but it would linger, those two create a horrible situation.

when i had a workout partner i would always let one go right before he started his set, so in the middle of it you would see his face turn from complete concentration to utter foul, and the best part is when an attractive girl walks by him at that very moment, its so embarrassing for him. whats even better is when he tries coming after me from across the gym and he walks the clouded trail i left behind so he cant escape it, typically he starts batting at the air and bending over from suffocation. unfortunately for him there was always an attractive girl around him during these moments. this explains why they never went out with him.

[ZOOT]

TweetFarts rule...crop dusting is the best

[Dzone]

TweetLOL...I have nothing more to add to this thread...Everything has already been said that I wanted to say about farting...
Well, maybe not, I hate when you think your farts dont stink and you slip out an sbd and youre sitting there, in a restaurant with a new date, saying holy shit what stinks?...

[sensitivenips]

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LOL...I have nothing more to add to this thread...Everything has already been said that I wanted to say about farting...
Well, maybe not, I hate when you think your farts dont stink and you slip out an sbd and youre sitting there, in a restaurant with a new date, saying holy shit what stinks?...

lol i would be totally paranoid for the rest of the date that she knew and everythings been tarnished from your quiet accident.

[Dzone]

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lol i would be totally paranoid for the rest of the date that she knew and everythings been tarnished from your quiet accident.

hahahahaa No, I dont know if that actually happened or not, if it did, I probably deftly blamed it on someone elseLOL but I do recall very clearly one night, out on a date, it was snowing, we got to the car after dinner, she was in the car with the heater on while I scraped the windshield...well, I figured that was a damn good time to rip off a big one into the cold night air, unfortunately it followed my ass right into the car...I mean, what the hell do you even say at that point? LOL

[sensitivenips]

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hahahahaa No, I dont know if that actually happened or not, if it did, I probably deftly blamed it on someone elseLOL but I do recall very clearly one night, out on a date, it was snowing, we got to the car after dinner, she was in the car with the heater on while I scraped the windshield...well, I figured that was a damn good time to rip off a big one into the cold night air, unfortunately it followed my ass right into the car...I mean, what the hell do you even say at that point? LOL

sorry maybe? "hey girl, i know you know by now that things arent smellin right, and well, im gonna be frank with you, our dinner that we so scrumptiously ate tonight is not digesting properly right now, you understand right?"

well speaking of farts, man i dont fart in front of other unless i know i can get away with it, and tonight with this whole thread and everything, for the first time in a long ass time one was forced out of me, it was quite audible, and there were beautiful ladies around. i was so embarassed. so im using this bent over row machine that has an incline pad you put your chest against, well im out of breath already watching the clock tick for my 3rd working set, and then i realize i needed to add some weight, so i quickly added weight and then hopped onto the machine grabbing the handles and BOOM! i was like "come on man really, this really just happened?" so i was like "quick...think" and started making similar sounding grunting noises which prolly just made me look even more like an ass. the irony.

[Dzone]

Tweethahahahahaaaa good idea! Just start making farting sounds with your lips as youre lifting, they wont smell it unless youve been eating a lot of sulphuric eggs...
AS for the fart that followed me into the car, I think I said something like "damn, another squirrel musta died in my heater. sorry. Im going to have to take it in to the shop tomorrow." Then I just kept farting

[snoopy]

Tweetwhat ?

[O2BESOHUGE]

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what ?

APPLE COMPUTERS DONT HAVE THE WINDOWS PROGRAM!!! SHEESH!! I KNEW ONLY THE COMPUTER GEEKS WOULD UNDERSTAND THIS ONE!! HAA!

[Nae72]

Tweetlol smh oh my lol