Re: My Wife is Killing Me!
Happens to me every time! For instance, I recently started cutting after my knee surgery. Well, my wife has been doing great on a diet for a few weeks. I am into my second week now and this week she has eaten Chuck E Cheese pizza, subway, Los Portales (My FAVORITE mexican restaurant), etc....I told her I wish I could be on the diet she's on. And then she turns around and says "We need to hurry up and lose the weight before vacation." I laughed and said "We don't."
But it never fails...when I start a diet, she will come home with cupcakes, brownies, and make gallons of sweet tea. It kills me! Good to know it's not just at my house
"He woke up because I kept punching him in the face." --Thiago Alves
"I'm telling you, once your car's been stolen, it never runs the same again. It's like a guy sleeping with your girl. He leaves his mark all over her."- Drama (Entourage)