The "What I Don't Like About My Wife / Girlfriend / FB" Thread

[TexSon]

TweetTexSon here again with yet another high quality, informative post designed to benefit my bothers at FG.

Tomorrow about this time you will be telling that special someone just how wonderful they are - how you can't imagine life without them and how you will love them and be with them forevermore.

But c'mon, just between us guys, you know there's been nights when you've looked at her while she slept and wanted to put the pillow over her face. or, at at a minimum, pay someone else to do it (*****).

So, here is a thread you can use to vent that pent up anger and frustration safely. without doing something that may result in legal fees. So post up. You will feel so much better about life once you do.


(sorry Fuzo, i guess these thing doesn't work for you dude. bummer)


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[TexSon]

Tweetguess i'll start this monkey scratching.....

Well, dont really have a wife/girlfriend/f'ing ***** at the moment, but thanks to my dear, good, thoughtful friend americanviking, what i do have is an inflatable 'major wood' doll.

i mean, the think is ok, and i am sure AV meant well and all, but frankly, it cant take the rough stuff so im constantly running to wal-mart for a can of fix-a-flat.

there, i said it, and yeah...i feel better now.

[MrzDiva]

TweetWell I got a call from my ex today. I'm pretty used to him by now and how he gets because it has been 4 yrs since we have been seperated . But still, it hurts.. Anywho.. when he calls its to talk about our daughter of course and what she needs and when he's going to pay the child support and all that nitty gritty stuff. So then he goes " Oh yeah and by the way I got my gf a dozen roses and a ring , but if you come back I will buy you a new wedding ring and I will end it with her ".. Of course I wished hiim luck and told him I hoped he's gf liked the ring and enjoys the roses.. He said " Well since you don't have anyone to do that for you, how would you know how it feels like "? .. Sometimes I just want to tell him off. Yell at him. Call him names.. But I always try to keep it cool. After all we have a daughter together and one of the reasons I left was because I knew it wasn't healthy for her to be around all that argument and cheating. So I just told him I will see him on saturday so he could give me the money and that I hoped he had a great valentines day and hung up.

I carried around alot of hate and anger for many years that at some point it almost ended my life. I guess thats why so many of you see why I try to just keep mellow and up beat. No matter how much he provokes me or anyone I try to not let it get to me and push me to that anger and hate .

Anywho I will end my rant now lol.

[TexSon]

Tweetgood for you, div.

you #1 in my book

[sofargone561]

TweetLOL god i hope she doesnt read this. well anyway i truely love her to death she changed my life completely. i would with out a doubt be dead or in jail if it wasnt for her. her looks are perfect to me. my biggest thing with her is her attitude. i dont think i would change it because i love it just as much as i hate it lol. also jealousy. now i always loved a girl who got really jealous over me but sometimes she catches me looking at other girls (half the time im not even checking them out) and she flips and its this huge deal. and other little shit along those lines thats probably the only things i dont like about her. but i will admit there are PLENTY of times id like to give her the ol' pillow treatment. or the kick her off our balcony treatment or the open the car door on 95 and push her out treatment lol but shes my rock and i love her

[TexSon]

Tweethey diva, look at it this way...this thread prob saved you majory bucks in therapy.

yeah, you OWE me.

[MrzDiva]

Tweetlol Yes it did Tex.. Damn I keep OWING you !!! .. lol.. Makes me wonder if this owing thing is never ending lol.

[TexSon]

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lol Yes it did Tex.. Damn I keep OWING you !!! .. lol.. Makes me wonder if this owing thing is never ending lol.

like the song says 'there's no way outta here, once your here your here for good'


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[TexSon]

Tweetthis is going the way i intended (except for you, div)

should have named this the 'why my wife is so wonderful' thread.

[TexSon]

Tweetbut thats good. i really envy all you guys with the wonderful wives.


and think about all the money you save from not having to buy cases of fix-a-flat

[TexSon]

Tweetlike me

[TexSon]

Tweetand viking

[Arx International]

TweetI hate it when my ex's call me to talk about how supposely good there doin,but than attempt to get back with me...I think there just trying to make themselvs feel better and make me feel like shit...For some reason they need this to make themselves feel better about there new relationship and always reflect on our old relationship!
Some of the irritating things i dislike about my girl is asking me obivious questions she already knows the answer to! (usually to start drama)
Leaving dirty dishes in the sink 5min after i just did dishes!
Using all my Mach3 razors and when i go to shave the 30$ pack i bought is gone!
Not getting the brakes done after hearing the protective strip screeching for a week and i gotta buy new rotors and brakes!
Using my nail clippers from my shave bag and i gotta look around the house for 20min to find them!
Opening a box of cereal and leaving it open on the kitchen table for hours..so when i go to eat some shreaded wheat its stale!
Buying a pound of Roast beef or Turkey from the deli and a pound of Provolone or swiss and when i go to make a sandwich all the cheese is gone!

OOps I meant to say i love her

[Arx International]

TweetOh sh*t I forgot the jealously drama everytime we go out for a drink or dinner...For some reason she always thinks the bartender or waitress is hitting on me!
I cant help im a magnet for hot women -
And with her bein from jersey she has never had a problem telling them what she thinks...So its easy to say we dont go out much anymore..lol

[sofargone561]

Tweet^ jersey ouch. i had a jersey girl once, loud mouth ***** ruined my whole life