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Reply With QuoteTweetDamn....you REALLY have slept with just about every broad on earth bro!
B2J
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TexSon's Dating Tip #216
TweetThis is my latest installment in the ongoing series to help the dating impaired. Tonight I am going to talk about drinking responsibly while out clubing.
Now, far be it for ole Tex to lecture anyone on the topic of intoxication since I am no momument to sobriety myself, however good advice is good advice and take it from me - it pays to keep a level head about you while out having a good time.
The consequences of ignoring this warning is that you could end up taking this woman home.
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Like I did.
For anyone interested, I sell a quite stylish 'Warning: Women in bars may be uglier than what that appear' t-shirt to help you on those nights your judgment may be something less than 100%. The price is $19.95 + shipping.
Safe clubbing my friends.
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Re: TexSon's Dating Tip #216
TweetDamn....you REALLY have slept with just about every broad on earth bro!
B2J
A river cuts through rock, NOT because of its strength, but because of its consistency...so let's f----ing do this bros!!!
Born2Juice4Ever biochemically designed for the people, by the people!
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Re: TexSon's Dating Tip #216
Tweetin the immortal words of Willie Nelson, "at 2 I went to bed with a 10 and at 10 I woke up with a 2"
my buddies all gave me hell about the quality of some of the gals I took home back in the day. My rebuttal was simple, while they were whacking off to a hustler mag for the 3rd time that night after they got home,l i was having sex with a VERY appreciative girl. sure she wasn't hot or even attractive but in the dark (very dark) I imagined she looked like heather locklear (for you young guys she was super mega hot back in the 80s!)
"SHIAT BIOTCH, thats a big ass!"
A clear concience is a sign of a bad memory.
husband of the year
moose riding maple syrup drinking flanel wearing canuck wannabe
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Re: TexSon's Dating Tip #216
Tweet.
Yeah, I like that.Originally Posted by jipped genes
Appreciative Girl. Gonna remember that. (note to self - no more 'big/fat/ugly')
known a few er, uh, 'appreciative' gals in my day.
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Re: TexSon's Dating Tip #216
Tweeti hope that chick was making a face
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Re: TexSon's Dating Tip #216
Tweetlol was that the face she made when she orgasmed?
everybody's facial expression in the background is like she just ripped a big fart.
how are those teen clubs working out for you?
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Re: TexSon's Dating Tip #216
Tweetthat's funny, but you're right. probably why the place has a 'no open flames' policy, I imagine. pound of prevention and all that.
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Platinum
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Tweetlol
ATTITUDES ARE CONTAGIOUS, MINE MIGHT KILL YOU!
"Goals are Dreams with Deadlines!"
Note: All of my advice and posts are merely for educational purposes I do not condone the use of steroids or any other illegal drugs. I am no doctor and my advice should be taken with a grain of salt, just like everyone else's hypothetical advice.
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