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    Subject: Hell -as explained by chemistry student
    The following was an actual question given on a chemistry mid-term.
    The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor
    shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course,
    why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

    Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs
    using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is
    compressed) or some variant.

    One student, however, wrote the following:

    First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So
    we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and
    the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely
    assume that once a soul gets t o Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell,
    let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

    Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
    religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of
    these religions and since people do not belong to more than one
    religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and
    death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell
    to increase exponentially.

    Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because
    Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure
    in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

    This gives two possibilities:

    1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which
    souls enter Hell, t hen the temperature and pressure in Hell will
    increase until all Hell breaks loose.

    2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls
    in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell
    freezes over.

    So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa
    during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before
    I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure
    that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary
    of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that
    it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
    extinct......leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of
    a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting
    "Oh my G od."

    THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"

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    Re: has Hell frozen over????

    as funny as this is, snopes proved wrong couple years ago...i remember when i first read it
    https://www.asteroids.to/

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    • #3
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      lmao!! definitely very thought out lol
      everything said and done here is for entertainment purposes only. i don't even really workout i just pretend like i do so i can have big friends

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      • #4
        Re: has Hell frozen over????

        that was a very well thought out and funny
        With Hard work and Dedication you to can achieve GREATNESS......

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        • #5
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          i enjoyed this lol deff worth an A
          I never meant to be better than anyone, I was just born that way. Its hard being a god amongst peasants!

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          • #6
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            i got a question for them - if you don't pay a prostitute, is that shoplifting?

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            • #7
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              Its true! I wrote it!
              three doodoo is back! Hide your women!

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              • #8
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                lmao clever kid! that was very well thought out and funny!

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                • #9
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                  i like this

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                  • #10
                    Re: has Hell frozen over????

                    LOL
                    Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
                    religion, you will go to Hell

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