to bring the girl i've dated forever here to read up on AS for herself and see how it really affects males so i could sort of justify it. ..

but then i realized i'd have bouncer/bigjim/pudgy sending her virtual wedding proposals, and auriflex would invite her to oil down his luxurous pelt ...

and then she'd read all my stories and she'd never talk to me again ... because i'm not into hooking up wiht other chicks

so it looks like she won't be educated on AS anytime soon ...